no you are banned from getting me any kind of clothing ever i cant even wear half that shit ironically its just an insult to pretty much the entire point of clothes besides no matter how many goddamn layers i wear im still going to be colder than king jameses dick in here theres just nothing to be done about it
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that depends how long are you going to sit on your bulbous impudent rump and not have a job i dunno how it works in alien culture but i guess even canadians have to earn money to live in their goddamn igloos and i aint ceo of killinating yet i cant afford to support little miss casey anthony stay at home mom that hangs our fake kids from the rafters by their necks
just give them a time out jesus christ if theyre really bad you can drop a pile of shitty puppets on them and laugh from the shadows where they cant see you just an fyi though if you do that while were living together youre getting evicted you and all our naughty naughty wiggler children then youll have to resort to dancing on street corners which might be your only option now if you seriously think all youre good at is playing lawyer come on man anyone can flip burgers or restock shelves go get some shitty minimum wage high school summer job
wait. what! since when did you guys have children? you don't even have jobs for all i know, so knowing this is somewhat worrisome. though i can personally vouch that casey is a great name for a little girl. idea stealer.
dude way to be nosy what are you even doing in this conversation anyway i was talking about her fucking stuffed dragons ok the ones decorating pretty much every ledge we have in this crappy apartment its morbid as fuck john all our kids are dead
and i do too have a job and also i didnt steal your lizards name besides you stole that from a movie in the first place so fuck your copyright infringement
oh, i saw the name casey and came right over. which, by the way, she is a SALAMANDER not a lizard. there is a big difference!
and what job? the one where you pretend to be badass like a modern world van helsing and destroy all of the evil monsters? did you even catch anybody yet?? i think i fear for your children, dave. what if you never come back.
dude this isnt pretend this is real fucking life or as close to it as being stuck in canada can get its pretty much the badassest of jobs and i am pretty much the most badass person here i dont see anyone else actually doing something about these things which are total pushovers btw i dont know what everyones so scared about and if i never come back at least i died being as uncanadian as humanly possible thats gonna get me brownie points in the afterlife dude you should be jealous
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i cant even wear half that shit ironically its just an insult to pretty much the entire point of clothes
besides no matter how many goddamn layers i wear im still going to be colder than king jameses dick in here theres just nothing to be done about it
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how long are you going to sit on your bulbous impudent rump and not have a job
i dunno how it works in alien culture but i guess even canadians have to earn money to live in their goddamn igloos
and i aint ceo of killinating yet i cant afford to support little miss casey anthony stay at home mom that hangs our fake kids from the rafters by their necks
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if theyre really bad you can drop a pile of shitty puppets on them and laugh from the shadows where they cant see you
just an fyi though if you do that while were living together youre getting evicted
you and all our naughty naughty wiggler children
then youll have to resort to dancing on street corners
which might be your only option now if you seriously think all youre good at is playing lawyer
come on man anyone can flip burgers or restock shelves go get some shitty minimum wage high school summer job
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since when did you guys have children?
you don't even have jobs for all i know, so knowing this is somewhat worrisome.
though i can personally vouch that casey is a great name for a little girl.
idea stealer.
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anyway i was talking about her fucking stuffed dragons ok
the ones decorating pretty much every ledge we have in this crappy apartment
its morbid as fuck john
all our kids are dead
and i do too have a job
and also i didnt steal your lizards name
besides you stole that from a movie in the first place so fuck your copyright infringement
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which, by the way, she is a SALAMANDER not a lizard.
there is a big difference!
and what job? the one where you pretend to be badass like a modern world van helsing and destroy all of the evil monsters?
did you even catch anybody yet??
i think i fear for your children, dave. what if you never come back.
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this is real fucking life or as close to it as being stuck in canada can get
its pretty much the badassest of jobs and i am pretty much the most badass person here
i dont see anyone else actually doing something about these things
which are total pushovers btw i dont know what everyones so scared about
and if i never come back at least i died being as uncanadian as humanly possible
thats gonna get me brownie points in the afterlife dude
you should be jealous
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stop
thats awful to even joke about can you imagine how fucked up those kids would be
jesus
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