7 [Video]

[kissesdarling]

[The video starts out showing a lot of fucking pies. No, seriously -- they are stacked at least four deep, of all sorts of varieties, on a kitchen counter. Past that, there are at least four dozen cookies, scattered around the kitchen in various piles, but some of them seem to be suspiciously angel-shaped. And by 'angel shaped', we mean 'they were

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[painhumbles]

[SNICKERING] The real question, Paula Deen, is how much butter was involved in this?

[kissesdarling]

Enough to clog the arteries of every Republican south of Kentucky.

[painhumbles]

And nothing of value was lost.

[kissesdarling]

That was what I figured.

Your side may have Ken Lay, but I'll never let go of Rick Perry.

[checkoutpandora]

Oh come on. You guys didn't even have to work for that one. He handed his ass over to you on a silver platter.

[kissesdarling]

So did Ken Lay until he decided to go to church every bloody Sunday.

[HE WILL NEVER FORGET.]

[checkoutpandora]

I always thought that rule was bullshit. The merchants were in church every Sunday too, and Jesus still had a bigger fit than Christian Bale on their asses.

[kissesdarling]

Jesus was something of a prat.

[Mildly.]

So is the current Pope.

Have you ever noticed how he looks like the Dark Emperor?

[painhumbles]

No, but I'm pretty sure if you pointed that out, every idiot who thinks Obama's the Antichrist would try to light you on fire.