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[kissesdarling]

[The video starts out showing a lot of fucking pies. No, seriously -- they are stacked at least four deep, of all sorts of varieties, on a kitchen counter. Past that, there are at least four dozen cookies, scattered around the kitchen in various piles, but some of them seem to be suspiciously angel-shaped. And by 'angel shaped', we mean 'they were

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[wingsandwill]

[Those moose cookies aren't funny, Crowley. Neither are the Winchester ones. 8|]

Did you steal from children again?

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[kissesdarling]

No -- shockingly, I paid for it.

I would avoid the coffee shop giving away Christmas specials, unless you want to look like a fool for three hours.

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[wingsandwill]

Noted.

[He has no money anyway. But he does have a brand new job, yay.]

Are the pies other than the apple ones safe for consumption?

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[kissesdarling]

I think so.

[He honestly doesn't know -- but he turns slightly, to look at them with something of a thoughtful expression.]

I could feed one to my dog to see if she hates it.

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[failedparenting]

[John Winchester is laughing. It's a sign on the apocalypse.]

Why don't you eat them yourself?

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[kissesdarling]

[ ... ugh, he made a Winchester happy. That puts a damper on his spirits. But nonetheless -- ]

But it's the holiday season.

I would hate to be selfish.

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[failedparenting]

I didn't know demons celebrated Christmas. Conflict of interests.

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[kissesdarling]

I don't, the entire holiday is a crock of shit.

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But it makes me far more approachable to pretend that I believe in a super-powered infant that would enjoy myrrh for a birthday present.

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[ninthserenade]

How come the pies have arsenic?

[Moreover, what the heck is arsenic and why does it sound funny?]

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[kissesdarling]

Because I was going to feed them to someone I hated, but I would much rather give the gift of homicide to someone else this Christmas.

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[ninthserenade]

Oh. I, uh... I think I'll pass on those. Are the other things edible?

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[kissesdarling]

They are. Demon's honor.

[abrotherlikeyou]

How thoughtful. I know there's a shelter by the docks...

[kissesdarling]

I used holy oil for icing.

I can have them delivered first-class.

[abrotherlikeyou]

They don't deliver to my house, Crowley. Why don't you send them to Gabriel's whore instead? You can even sign my name.

[kissesdarling]

How incredibly classy of you.

I do believe the girl has a name.

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[mrbigandbad]

That's wuite the cookie-cutter collection you've got.

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[kissesdarling]

I don't have cookie cutters. I have telekinesis.

[It's the same thing, to Crowley, okay.]

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[mrbigandbad]

You've missed your calling as a Food Network host.

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[kissesdarling]

Rachel Ray will soon be out of a job, though I confess, I'm more of a Giada De Laurentiis kind of guy.