21 | VOICE

[ebony_mask]

[As soon as the audio clicks on, a cheerful voice begins to sing along.]

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole...your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch...I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

[The music continues softly in the background, but our singer now speaks, just

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permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

Someone needs a good long drink at the milk of human kindness. [Eyerolling]

permavoice

[ebony_mask]

[With equal eyerolling. Only you can't see it.]

Oh, joy: a bleeding heart.

Re: permavoice

[doeswhathewants]

Metaphorically or physically? I don't suppose it matters. [A sharp smile at his private joke.]

I'm simply amending the fact that you forgot the glut of charity and good will towards me- uh ah- all people that happens this time of the year.

Now, you may follow that up with a bah humbug and a suggestion that the glut of charity, etc, etc, is to offset the greed and consumption. Possibly add a dry comment about the lack people remembering the spirit of giving all year long.

[ebony_mask]

Jesus, you're annoying, kid.

voice;

[proxysearch]

Doesn't Santa give coal to all of the bad kids?

permavoice

[ebony_mask]

I've never received any coal.

[proxysearch]

Shocker. Guess that means he doesn't exist.

[ebony_mask]

Shh. The whiny little bitch of a child up there might hear you and then he'll subject us to his pissing and moaning.

audio;

[needsnarration]

And does Santa even... [A sigh, does he really have to say it?] exist in this world?

['To be honest, I would rather have him not be here and prove me wrong. I already said it in the beginning of high school and I'll say it again: I've never believed in Santa.']

permavoice

[ebony_mask]

I was being facetious.

[needsnarration]

['And suddenly, I don't care all too much.']

[Dryly:] ... I guess I didn't really notice.

[ebony_mask]

Well, he only comes around once a year. So I can see how there could be some confusion.

[voice]

[12second_orz]

To be quite frank, the whole affair is rather alien to me. The holiday seems more reserved for overly-sentimental romantics than anyone with an ounce of sense.

permavoice

[ebony_mask]

Oh, you would love it.

[voice forever]

[12second_orz]

Would I, now? Care to enlighten me?

[ebony_mask]

It's the most wonderful time of the year if you're a capitalist.

Video;

[the_dead_pool2]

Awwwww skullfucker, you do care about Christmas, how utterly sweet.

[He is Christmas baking himself currently, as he is wearing a sweater, and some track pants, but the mask is still on]

permavoice

[ebony_mask]

Looks can be deceiving.

Who the hell are you again?

[the_dead_pool2]

I'm kind of like a alternative reality equivalent of Deathstroke.

[He is mixing up some batter now]

[ebony_mask]

[A pause.]

Are you shitting me?