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ebony_mask in sirenspull

21 | VOICE

Dec 12, 2011 14:48

[As soon as the audio clicks on, a cheerful voice begins to sing along.]

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole...your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch...I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

[The music continues softly in the background, but our singer now speaks, just ( Read more... )

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video; showbizpanache December 12 2011, 23:48:26 UTC

Ask him for voice lessons, too.

permavoice ebony_mask December 13 2011, 01:30:48 UTC

I'm satisfied with what I've got, Miss Priss.

showbizpanache December 13 2011, 02:45:56 UTC

Tone-deaf individuals usually are.

ebony_mask December 13 2011, 02:51:37 UTC

I got a solution to your problem, kid.

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permavoice ninthserenade December 13 2011, 00:29:18 UTC

Man, remind me to sing that song to my co-worker.

[A beat.]

...Do people really rip faces off for a doll? And what's a Batman?

permavoice as well! ebony_mask December 13 2011, 01:33:45 UTC

Batman is a crazy man who dresses like a--take a guess!--a bat and gets off on brutalizing alleged criminals.

And people will do the shittiest things to each other over the hot new toy. You must not remember the Tickle Me Elmo fiasco some years back; that was a hoot.

deathknellgrell December 13 2011, 00:38:36 UTC

Who's this Mister Grinch, then?

permavoice ebony_mask December 13 2011, 01:43:03 UTC

A miser who hates Christmas. Which, clearly, I am not.

deathknellgrell December 13 2011, 02:30:46 UTC

I see. Like Ebenezer Scrooge.

[ A pause ]

People sing about him, this Mister Grinch?

ebony_mask December 13 2011, 02:50:19 UTC

A furrier, less money grubbing version of Scrooge, but they're both redeemed in the end.

People really don't sing about him, as far as I know.

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[video] bitesizebabe December 13 2011, 01:52:27 UTC

Why would anyone celebrate something that causes so much violence? It sounds horrible.

permavoice heh ebony_mask December 13 2011, 01:54:55 UTC

I love it.

bitesizebabe December 13 2011, 02:00:59 UTC

Well I don't. I think it's awful. I'm definitely not going to celebrate.

ebony_mask December 13 2011, 02:09:11 UTC

You're missing out, but it's probably for the best, as the odds of you getting mistaken for a tree ornament seem fairly high.

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permavoice rudolphofvamps December 13 2011, 01:56:12 UTC

That Mr. Grinch had something of a racket, you know, before the whole heart thing. I guess I can relate.

permavoice as well ebony_mask December 13 2011, 02:07:43 UTC

Go on.

rudolphofvamps December 13 2011, 02:23:48 UTC

You were singing his song just now. Tell me you don't have a kindred spirit to the Green Guy.

ebony_mask December 13 2011, 02:47:55 UTC

Me? I love Christmas.

But I'm more interested in your affinity for him.

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