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Video paysdelamour December 11 2011, 04:08:14 UTC
[Because technically, that only means Francis can do things with other nations, none of which are here...]

Why is it any business of yours who or what anyone here decides to have sex with? If you do not mind my asking.

[Also this is like the fourth weird text he's seen. Just who the heck are these people?]

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text scalemates December 11 2011, 04:24:24 UTC
[ oh hey france, sup. ]

W1THOUT N3P3T4 H3R3
K4RK4T 1S TH3 B1GG3ST SH1PP3R 3V3R
H3S TOT4LLY 1NTO 1T!
4SK H1M 4BOUT H1S SH1TTY ROMCOMS

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Permavideo paysdelamour December 11 2011, 05:17:40 UTC
Nepeta...? This is another one of your friends, oui, Terezi?

... and this person I am speaking to is Karkat, hm... well, I will most certainly ask him, if I can get a response.

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Re: Permavideo scalemates December 11 2011, 05:43:11 UTC
Y3S SH3 1S ON3 OF MY B3ST FR13NDS 4CTU4LLY

[ she's dead now... :( ]

OH DONT WORRY 4BOUT TH4T
YOULL G3T 4 R3PLY
K4RK4T 4LW4YS R3PL13S TO H1S M3MOS
4LL TH3 T1M3
1N 3V3RY T1M3
P4ST
FUTUR3
PR3S3NT
4ND 4T GR34T L3NGTH
WH3TH3R YOU W4NT H1M TO OR NOT

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scalemates December 11 2011, 04:13:45 UTC
CONS1D3R 3V3RYON3 TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 4 R3L4T1ONSH1P W1TH 4 C4N4D14N FULLY BR13F3D ON TH3 M4TT3R
TH3Y H4V3 B33N W4RN3D >:]

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 04:42:06 UTC
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
ALTHOUGH I ADMIT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT IN THERE AS A SIDE NOTE ON THIS MEMO.
SO I GUESS YOU'RE STILL MAKING SENSE.

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scalemates December 11 2011, 04:50:01 UTC
K4RK4T WH3N W1LL YOU L34RN TH4T 1 W1LL 4LW4YS M4K3 S3NS3?

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 05:09:36 UTC
FUCK, FINE.
THEN LET'S GET TO THE POINT IN BUSINESS HERE.
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CANADIANS RIGHT NOW.
IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF THE HYPERCOMPETITIVE ANTIC BETWEEN YOU AND SERKET OR NOT?
YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY SAY THAT ALL OF THIS HIVE SHARING WAS UNPLANNED.

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text reassures December 11 2011, 04:45:03 UTC
Is something wrong with interspecies relationships?

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text fuckingleader December 11 2011, 05:29:45 UTC
OH FUCK, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?
IS THAT NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
I JUST TYPED UP A WHOLE FUCKING MEMO FOR IT SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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text reassures December 11 2011, 05:39:53 UTC
I don't know-- it always seemed... encouraged, in the first world I was in. [Which is putting it so much more nicely than it deserves.]

I thought that was normal.

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text fuckingleader December 11 2011, 07:01:07 UTC
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT KIND OF DERANGED WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN?

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text makes_asteroids December 11 2011, 05:05:01 UTC
[After reading over the replies.]

I see you are speaking of your species only? There are **many** here - some have no alternative, here or in our home worlds.

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 05:57:20 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ALTERNATIVES HERE THEY CAN HOLD THEIR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND WAIT TO BE SENT HOME.
HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE A RACE WITHOUT AT LEAST A GROUP OF YOU?
USE YOUR THE THINKPAN IN YOUR THICK RETARDED SKULL , SHITHEAD.

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makes_asteroids December 11 2011, 06:06:12 UTC
1. We may not be sent home for many years - I do not expect or demand any to put their personal lives on hold for the duration.

2. There are groups at home, and only one member here, or else they are all related in such a way as to preclude such attachments.

3. In my world, there are many species who are able to safety interbreed, which greatly diminishes the taboo of interspecies relationships.

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 07:03:45 UTC
DON'T CARE.
DON'T CARE.
WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN.
I'M TALKING ABOUT SPECIES FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS.
PLEASE STOP WITH YOUR BLUNDERING REASONING ON WHAT IS ONLY YOUR WORLD.

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text rehashes December 11 2011, 05:28:44 UTC
aw jesus did you get turned down by a human chick again???
thats rough but you dont gotta scream at yourself in public about it dude seriously
shits just embarrassing

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text fuckingleader December 11 2011, 06:02:37 UTC
FUCK OFF STRIDER
OR ACTUALLY JUST ANSWER THE NEXT QUESTION I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU IN HOPES THAT YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE INSUFFERABLE IDIOT.
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING I SAID LAST TIME I HAD TO DRAG YOU AND EGBERT INTO A VERY IMPORTANT MEMO.
OR DID IT SLIP YOUR MIND AS WELL LIKE AN IDIOT WITH A MALLEABLE BRAIN.
BECAUSE IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT FUCKING DID.

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text rehashes December 11 2011, 06:08:35 UTC
how could i forget that shit it was pretty much the most heinous and ridiculous thing ive read since twilight
and it easily surpassed that
completely unironically

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text fuckingleader December 11 2011, 07:04:50 UTC
SHUT UP.
I ALREADY SAID I DREW IT FAST.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS TWILIGHT?

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