aw jesus did you get turned down by a human chick again??? thats rough but you dont gotta scream at yourself in public about it dude seriously shits just embarrassing
FUCK OFF STRIDER OR ACTUALLY JUST ANSWER THE NEXT QUESTION I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU IN HOPES THAT YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE INSUFFERABLE IDIOT. DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING I SAID LAST TIME I HAD TO DRAG YOU AND EGBERT INTO A VERY IMPORTANT MEMO. OR DID IT SLIP YOUR MIND AS WELL LIKE AN IDIOT WITH A MALLEABLE BRAIN. BECAUSE IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT FUCKING DID.
how could i forget that shit it was pretty much the most heinous and ridiculous thing ive read since twilight and it easily surpassed that completely unironically
oh man its just the kind of bullshit youd like reading its got shitty romance and people not knowing what the fuck theyre doing and the worst dialogue in the history of existence which basically goes on for about a hundred pages about how they all hate themselves for being such pieces of incredible shit but theres nothing they can do about it so they may as well all hate themselves together also it has vampires or something and a wolf that wants to get it on with a newborn and this one guy doesnt know how to do fucking anything right oh wait thats all the characters sorry anyway its right up your alley if i do say so myself just plain uncanny
FUCK YOU. WE'RE DROPPING THIS DERAILED CONVERSATION TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS. WOULD IT KILL YOU TO FOLLOW MY CHART OR NOT? I'M SURE THE OTHER GIRLS WILL MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THIS SHITHOLE AND INTO YOUR ARMS SOON SO STOP WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING. IT'S STILL FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO WATCH.
look man first of all i dunno how youre watching any of what goes on behind our closed doors but its just creepy and needs to stop i mean i know you have no life and youre bored as fuck with your own existence but lets get serious here reel in the creeper cam for five minutes and start working on getting a life that doesnt involve heavy mouthbreathing on me and john and what we may or may not be doing with various pieces of hot ass that waltz in and out of our lives like a bunch of alien stripper ballroom dancers secondly whats embarrassing to watch is you being jealous as fuck like really im sure someone finds the screaming at the top of your lungs thing appealing and is willing to commit to a lifetime of misery with you you just gotta get out there and find them find a nice guy who isnt me or john thatll actually talk to you and youre already halfway there
yeah. i mean... you can be kind of a douche sometimes but you're a nice guy, karkat. i am pretty sure other people will see that in you, and you'll find the right guy one day.
WHAT WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COMING FROM? UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE I'M ACTUALLY HAVING THE TWO MOST ROMANTICALLY RETARDED IDIOTS, WHO CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BASIC CONCEPT OF THE RIGHTEOUS SHIPPING CHART, GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO GO ABOUT MY OWN QUADRANTS. OH THANK YOU MR. HUMANS, I HAVE LEARNED A LOT FROM THE TWIST DEVELOPMENT IN THIS WONDERFUL MEMO. AND BY WONDERFUL I MEAN A TRAIN WRECK THAT FLEW OFF A CLIFF TO CREATE EVEN MORE DEFORMED PIECES OF SCRAP AND METAL. BOOM. AND NOW THEY IS ONLY ASH. IT'S GONE. HISTORY. SO LET'S TRY TO CREATE A NEW TRAIN OF THOUGHT HERE. ONE THAT IS WHAT THE MEMO WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT. BECAUSE ALL OF WHAT IS PREVIOUSLY SAID BY YOU TWO IS NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS.
the only thing boom ash gone history is your weak facade dude we see through your bullshit and the needy loser underneath were right on topic with this because when it comes down to it the real issue isnt us macking on your girls its the fact that it aint you doing it and youre mad so youre taking it out on us its so obvious anyway you should be thanking us for the support and advice because were clearly ace at it goddamn dr philbuckets session up in here and you got free tix to be a guest star on the show when are you ever gonna see another opportunity like this again
uh, to be honest, you seem kind of bothered by this. but see, this memo was actually a nice step. a lot of people you didn't know before started talking to you! maybe you can make friends with some of them. that guy who introduced himself to you seems nice.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS SHITHOLE SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU. AGAIN, THIS IS ALL NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. I WILL TALK TO WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT SO STAY OUT OF IT. THE POINT IS THAT YOU BOTH ARE IDIOTS AND NEED TO STOP YOUR BEHAVIOR RIGHT NOW. NOW I'M SURE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK MUST BE HARD FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. BUT HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEAST AND JUST WAIT FOR THE GIRLS TO COME. IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?
whoa gettin a little ahead of yourself there thought we were just gonna start with a nice healthy introduction maybe some good ol fashioned courtship but youre just making it straight up filthy one step at a time you dirty dog goddamn youll never get a boyfriend like that
theres only room for one chump in complete denial in here and it sure aint gonna be me just laying it all out on the table not like none of its not completely obvious anyway
thats rough but you dont gotta scream at yourself in public about it dude seriously
shits just embarrassing
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OR ACTUALLY JUST ANSWER THE NEXT QUESTION I'M ABOUT TO ASK YOU IN HOPES THAT YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE INSUFFERABLE IDIOT.
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING I SAID LAST TIME I HAD TO DRAG YOU AND EGBERT INTO A VERY IMPORTANT MEMO.
OR DID IT SLIP YOUR MIND AS WELL LIKE AN IDIOT WITH A MALLEABLE BRAIN.
BECAUSE IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT FUCKING DID.
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and it easily surpassed that
completely unironically
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I ALREADY SAID I DREW IT FAST.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS TWILIGHT?
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also it has vampires or something and a wolf that wants to get it on with a newborn and this one guy doesnt know how to do fucking anything right
oh wait thats all the characters sorry
anyway its right up your alley if i do say so myself
just plain uncanny
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WE'RE DROPPING THIS DERAILED CONVERSATION TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO FOLLOW MY CHART OR NOT?
I'M SURE THE OTHER GIRLS WILL MAKE THEIR WAY INTO THIS SHITHOLE AND INTO YOUR ARMS SOON SO STOP WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING.
IT'S STILL FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO WATCH.
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i mean i know you have no life and youre bored as fuck with your own existence but lets get serious here
reel in the creeper cam for five minutes and start working on getting a life that doesnt involve heavy mouthbreathing on me and john and what we may or may not be doing with various pieces of hot ass that waltz in and out of our lives like a bunch of alien stripper ballroom dancers
secondly whats embarrassing to watch is you being jealous as fuck
like really
im sure someone finds the screaming at the top of your lungs thing appealing and is willing to commit to a lifetime of misery with you you just gotta get out there and find them
find a nice guy who isnt me or john thatll actually talk to you and youre already halfway there
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i mean... you can be kind of a douche sometimes but you're a nice guy, karkat.
i am pretty sure other people will see that in you, and you'll find the right guy one day.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COMING FROM?
UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE
I'M ACTUALLY HAVING THE TWO MOST ROMANTICALLY RETARDED IDIOTS, WHO CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BASIC CONCEPT OF THE RIGHTEOUS SHIPPING CHART, GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO GO ABOUT MY OWN QUADRANTS.
OH THANK YOU MR. HUMANS, I HAVE LEARNED A LOT FROM THE TWIST DEVELOPMENT IN THIS WONDERFUL MEMO.
AND BY WONDERFUL I MEAN A TRAIN WRECK THAT FLEW OFF A CLIFF TO CREATE EVEN MORE DEFORMED PIECES OF SCRAP AND METAL.
BOOM.
AND NOW THEY IS ONLY ASH.
IT'S GONE.
HISTORY.
SO LET'S TRY TO CREATE A NEW TRAIN OF THOUGHT HERE.
ONE THAT IS WHAT THE MEMO WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT.
BECAUSE ALL OF WHAT IS PREVIOUSLY SAID BY YOU TWO IS NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS.
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we see through your bullshit and the needy loser underneath
were right on topic with this because when it comes down to it the real issue isnt us macking on your girls its the fact that it aint you doing it and youre mad so youre taking it out on us
its so obvious
anyway you should be thanking us for the support and advice because were clearly ace at it
goddamn dr philbuckets session up in here and you got free tix to be a guest star on the show
when are you ever gonna see another opportunity like this again
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but see, this memo was actually a nice step.
a lot of people you didn't know before started talking to you!
maybe you can make friends with some of them.
that guy who introduced himself to you seems nice.
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AGAIN, THIS IS ALL NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
I WILL TALK TO WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT SO STAY OUT OF IT.
THE POINT IS THAT YOU BOTH ARE IDIOTS AND NEED TO STOP YOUR BEHAVIOR RIGHT NOW.
NOW I'M SURE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK MUST BE HARD FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
BUT HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEAST AND JUST WAIT FOR THE GIRLS TO COME.
IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?
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gettin a little ahead of yourself there
thought we were just gonna start with a nice healthy introduction maybe some good ol fashioned courtship but youre just making it straight up filthy
one step at a time you dirty dog goddamn youll never get a boyfriend like that
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IF YOU'RE GONNA RUN YOUR MOUTH AT LEAST START MAKING SENSE.
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just laying it all out on the table
not like none of its not completely obvious anyway
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