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alwaysforhim December 11 2011, 03:02:10 UTC
Have people been having-- er-- relations with sheep or something?

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 03:32:14 UTC
OH MY GOD.
ARE WE REALLY GOING TO VENTURE INTO THE TOPIC OF HAVING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH SOME HOOFBEAST.
NO, YOU IDIOT.
I'M A TROLL.
AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE, ESPECIALLY SEVERAL SPECIFIC PEOPLE AREN'T TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW FUCKED UP IT IS TO PURSUE ANOTHER SPECIES.
EVEN ONE THAT CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
NOW PLEASE SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT TO SHOW YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND TO MAKE UP FOR THE HIDEOUSNESS OF YOUR QUESTION.

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alwaysforhim December 11 2011, 03:34:21 UTC
What precisely is a troll? And you don't need to use all capitals, you know, I can see your writing quite easily without all that.

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1/2 fuckingleader December 11 2011, 03:55:43 UTC
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
AND A TROLL IS ANOTHER SPECIES, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
FUCK ACTUALLY...

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video; quackery December 11 2011, 03:10:00 UTC
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video; fuckingleader December 11 2011, 03:42:46 UTC
First sentence and you're already fucking up. Look, okay. This is for the peoples safety here. This has nothing to do with your concept of "human friendship".

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Unless you don't see just how to unnatural a interspecies relationship is.

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video; quackery December 11 2011, 03:45:22 UTC
How is that for safety? It's not - not unnatural!

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video; fuckingleader December 11 2011, 04:13:46 UTC
Are you sure about that? I suggest you to stuff that thought back into your thinkpan and process that a thousand times before responding to me. Because I don't want being in this shithole to mean a whole rendezvous of troll/human sloppy makeouts.

[ /staring. Totally deadpan staring. ]

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audio; madannoshashu December 11 2011, 03:20:55 UTC
Got a problem with those interspecies interlopers, eh?

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audio; fuckingleader December 11 2011, 03:44:16 UTC
No, shit. You have a problem with that?

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audio; madannoshashu December 11 2011, 03:53:40 UTC
I'm more of a "if the shoe fits" kinda guy, myself.

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audio; fuckingleader December 11 2011, 04:16:20 UTC
[ Argh. ]

You know, the point of a public service announcement is to make everyone listen and follow what is being said.

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voice; showbizpanache December 11 2011, 03:44:28 UTC
That...sort of thing is a pretty oft-recognized taboo in most societies, you'll find. Long-winded PSAs are hardly necessary.

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voice; fuckingleader December 11 2011, 04:19:34 UTC
Why don't you replace 'long-winded' to 'perfectly important and needed', then we're getting somewhere. I'm talking about trolls and humans, idiot.

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showbizpanache December 11 2011, 04:22:23 UTC
Trolls and humans! How perfectly obvious! The truth was undoubtedly evident in your infantile, grammatically abhorrent bilge; my sincerest apologies.

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 04:57:06 UTC
Holy shit! Now you're getting it. Apology accepted.

[ /RAGE RAGE RAGE. ]

Now fuck off, I have more important things to do.

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windplay December 11 2011, 03:58:11 UTC
this has something to do with canadians, doesn't it?
dave told you, didn't he.

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 04:31:37 UTC
YES, THE INSUFFERABLE DOUCHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING AND I BELIEVE HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY FUCKING PIECE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND.
SHUT UP, EGBERT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT
OR DID THE MEMO CALLED THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY SLIP YOUR MIND?
OH WAIT, IT PROBABLY DID SINCE YOUR INCAPABILITY OF HOLDING ONTO A LONG TERM MEMORY IS SHOWING RIGHT NOW.
TEREZI WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD ME ABOUT THE CANADIANS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT TO THE PSA AFTER ALL.
CANADIANS ARE TERRIBLE AND INTERESPECIES RELATIONSHIPS ARE BANNED.
OH SHIT I THINK WE'RE HAVING A WHOLE REVELATION HERE.

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windplay December 11 2011, 04:44:53 UTC
i remember, actually.
it was my second option as a reply in case the first one was wrong... because your shitty shipping chart is pretty unforgettable, hehe.
but that is not the point here karkat.
what do you have against canadians, anyway!
to be honest, this prejudice is a bit unjust and you should give them a chance.

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fuckingleader December 11 2011, 05:02:00 UTC
OH GOOD, YOU REMEMBER.
AND FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A BLUNDERING FOOL THAT HAD YOUR MEMORY NODES ALL SMASHED UP INTO A TANGLE.
LOOKS LIKE THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET.
SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THE SAME HIVE WITH A CERTAIN TROLL NAMED VRISKA.
YOU'RE FUCKING HOPELESS.

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