OH MY GOD. ARE WE REALLY GOING TO VENTURE INTO THE TOPIC OF HAVING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH SOME HOOFBEAST. NO, YOU IDIOT. I'M A TROLL. AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE, ESPECIALLY SEVERAL SPECIFIC PEOPLE AREN'T TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW FUCKED UP IT IS TO PURSUE ANOTHER SPECIES. EVEN ONE THAT CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. NOW PLEASE SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT TO SHOW YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND TO MAKE UP FOR THE HIDEOUSNESS OF YOUR QUESTION.
First sentence and you're already fucking up. Look, okay. This is for the peoples safety here. This has nothing to do with your concept of "human friendship".
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Unless you don't see just how to unnatural a interspecies relationship is.
Are you sure about that? I suggest you to stuff that thought back into your thinkpan and process that a thousand times before responding to me. Because I don't want being in this shithole to mean a whole rendezvous of troll/human sloppy makeouts.
YES, THE INSUFFERABLE DOUCHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING AND I BELIEVE HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY FUCKING PIECE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND. SHUT UP, EGBERT. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT OR DID THE MEMO CALLED THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY SLIP YOUR MIND? OH WAIT, IT PROBABLY DID SINCE YOUR INCAPABILITY OF HOLDING ONTO A LONG TERM MEMORY IS SHOWING RIGHT NOW. TEREZI WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD ME ABOUT THE CANADIANS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT TO THE PSA AFTER ALL. CANADIANS ARE TERRIBLE AND INTERESPECIES RELATIONSHIPS ARE BANNED. OH SHIT I THINK WE'RE HAVING A WHOLE REVELATION HERE.
i remember, actually. it was my second option as a reply in case the first one was wrong... because your shitty shipping chart is pretty unforgettable, hehe. but that is not the point here karkat. what do you have against canadians, anyway! to be honest, this prejudice is a bit unjust and you should give them a chance.
OH GOOD, YOU REMEMBER. AND FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A BLUNDERING FOOL THAT HAD YOUR MEMORY NODES ALL SMASHED UP INTO A TANGLE. LOOKS LIKE THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET. SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THE SAME HIVE WITH A CERTAIN TROLL NAMED VRISKA. YOU'RE FUCKING HOPELESS.
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ARE WE REALLY GOING TO VENTURE INTO THE TOPIC OF HAVING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WITH SOME HOOFBEAST.
NO, YOU IDIOT.
I'M A TROLL.
AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE, ESPECIALLY SEVERAL SPECIFIC PEOPLE AREN'T TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW FUCKED UP IT IS TO PURSUE ANOTHER SPECIES.
EVEN ONE THAT CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
NOW PLEASE SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT TO SHOW YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND TO MAKE UP FOR THE HIDEOUSNESS OF YOUR QUESTION.
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AND A TROLL IS ANOTHER SPECIES, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
FUCK ACTUALLY...
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Unless you don't see just how to unnatural a interspecies relationship is.
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[ /staring. Totally deadpan staring. ]
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You know, the point of a public service announcement is to make everyone listen and follow what is being said.
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[ /RAGE RAGE RAGE. ]
Now fuck off, I have more important things to do.
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dave told you, didn't he.
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SHUT UP, EGBERT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT
OR DID THE MEMO CALLED THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY SLIP YOUR MIND?
OH WAIT, IT PROBABLY DID SINCE YOUR INCAPABILITY OF HOLDING ONTO A LONG TERM MEMORY IS SHOWING RIGHT NOW.
TEREZI WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD ME ABOUT THE CANADIANS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THAT TO THE PSA AFTER ALL.
CANADIANS ARE TERRIBLE AND INTERESPECIES RELATIONSHIPS ARE BANNED.
OH SHIT I THINK WE'RE HAVING A WHOLE REVELATION HERE.
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it was my second option as a reply in case the first one was wrong... because your shitty shipping chart is pretty unforgettable, hehe.
but that is not the point here karkat.
what do you have against canadians, anyway!
to be honest, this prejudice is a bit unjust and you should give them a chance.
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AND FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A BLUNDERING FOOL THAT HAD YOUR MEMORY NODES ALL SMASHED UP INTO A TANGLE.
LOOKS LIKE THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET.
SO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THE SAME HIVE WITH A CERTAIN TROLL NAMED VRISKA.
YOU'RE FUCKING HOPELESS.
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