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[unantichristly]

[ 'sup, siren's port. there is a tiny antichrist all up in your screens. he's bundled up in a jacket and raincoat, but he still looks a little damp and breathless, face cold-stung, as he beams into the nv. ]

Christmas is less than a month away, now! [ barely less, but whatevs, every microsecond counts. ] I was thinkin' I don't know a bunch of

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[redpeacock]

[Have a strange man with a rather coincidental name look at you a bit puzzled... he doesn't have the answer to your question, but he has another question for you.]

What exactly happens on Christmas?

[He's heard of it-- snippets and stuff-- but he hasn't really understood it. The pitfalls of coming from another world.]

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[unantichristly]

[ MOST HORRIFIED LOOK. you poor thing, you don't know what christmas is. ]

You've never had a Christmas?! It's brilliant! There's presents an' lights an' movies an' snow sometimes an' people go sing carols an' have hot cocoa an' sleigh rides an' stuff like that. An' there's Christmas trees!

[ no, he's not very helpful. ]

It's s'posed to be Jesus' birthday, but it's not really. Still, people all want peace on Earth an' good will an' nice things. [ a thoughtful pause. ] .. Unless you're a demon or a bad guy, I s'pose.

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[redpeacock]

[THERE IS NO SUCH THING ON GAIA-- he thinks. Nnnnope. There isn't.]

... is this Jesus a deity on this world?

[Hm. He can kind of understand the idea of goodwill. Kind of. It's a little hard to think of if you've been caught in war for all of your life.]

So... these presents and lights and pleasant things... they are all to celebrate peace on Earth?

[He's trying to piece them all together!]

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[unantichristly]

[ a what. he considers this for a moment, rubbing his chin in an exaggerated expression of thought, before simply shrugging. ]

Something like that. He's s'posed to be my u-- [ oh wait. :| ] He's s'posed to be God's son, so that sort of makes him a god, too, I guess.

[ at the second question, he gives a hesitant nod. ]

More or less! It all kinda' smooshes together.

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[12second_orz]

So much for child labour laws.

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[unantichristly]

I don't think there's nothin' wrong with helping people carry their groceries or cleanin' their rooms or something. It's like doin' chores for an allowance! Only I'm doin' them for other people.

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[12second_orz]

I suppose that all depends on how much you're expecting to earn.

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[unantichristly]

Not a lot, I s'pose. Enough t' buy presents for people.

[doeswhathewants]

There's a lion here? Does he talk? How does he type if he doesn't have thumbs?

[unantichristly]

I don't think I've ever seen him type.. But if he wants to, he can have thumbs! Sometimes he's a man, but mostly I think he likes bein' a lion.

[doeswhathewants]

So he can change shapes? I suppose that makes sense. He a good guy or a bad guy?

I'm Serrure by the way.

[Private to Adam]

Normally I don't offer this sort of advice, but you seem young [Granted Serrure is thirteen] might want to try a more creative means of earning money.

Are you good with cards? Quick hands?

[unantichristly]

He's good! He's a really good lion.

It's nice t' meet you. I'm Adam.

[ filtered; ]

Well, it's not a good thing for me t' do stuff like that. [ for one thing, encouraging his antichrist side is a bad idea. for another, elaine would be sad. ] Is that what you do?

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[longaevus]

You don't need to do that. [ She's touched, though. Also that strong voice you're used to hearing? Almost non-existent; someone's not well ]

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[unantichristly]

Sure I do. .. Are you okay, Helen? You sound kinda' sick..

[longaevus]

For what reason?

[ Just be glad you can't see her ]

I'll be fine.

[unantichristly]

'Cause it's Christmas, silly. You get presents for people you like a lot.

.. You sure?

[worldhaditsway]

[ANTICHRIST PING. But before Christina can really register the sense of OH HEY, YOU'RE LIKE ME, BUT FUNCTIONAL AND ADORABLE AND WE'RE KINDA RELATED IN A ROUNDABOUT WAY... One thing hits her like a two-by-four to the FACE.]

A lion?

[unantichristly]

Yup! [ hey, sis, 'sup. ] He's about thiiiis big! [ throwing his arms out as wide as he can and puffing himself up, looking awed. ] An' he sorta' glows an' he's awesome!

[ he settles down again, then, nose wrinkling at the bridge. ]

But I dunno' what t' get him. He's fam'ly, so it's gotta' be good.

[worldhaditsway]

[Wow. This is not going the way she imagined. WHY IS HE SO CUTE?

...And British.]

Family. [Did Crowley mention a lion in this dysfunctional family? Yes? No? She blocked it out because she's a teenager?] You're Adam, right?

[unantichristly]

[ it's a gift, really. u_u ]

Uh-huh. An' you're my sister. [ he scratches his cheek, head tilting. ] Well, sorta' sister, I guess, but it's pretty close! We have a huge fam'ly here!