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[not_the_dreck]

[Siren's Port, this would be Asch. Asch... looks like an elephant mistook him for a peanut, and that's being generous. He opened his mouth to speak, when a sudden ragged cough erupted from him instead. He turned away from the NV for a moment, riding out the coughing fit, before attempting to speak again.]I caught somethin'. I'm gonna have to be

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[ninthserenade]

[Eugh, he has to hide back a look of disgust, masking it with sympathy when the NV turns back to Asch.]

Ick, man. What'd you catch?

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[not_the_dreck]

[It's not like he planned on throwing up, dude.]

Hell if I know. Everything just hurts.

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[runebladeknight]

A few months? [Have what's probably a vaguely familiar face from work, and a tone without much sympathy.]

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[not_the_dreck]

[Asch didn't even have the energy to glare.]

Sarcasm.

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[uncutejade]

[ Don't worry Asch; Dr. Jade is in! ]

Asch, you sound terrible.

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[not_the_dreck]

[Asch couldn't keep the horrified expression off his face.]

N-no... not you...

[ video ] why do i always fail at subect lines ._.

[uncutejade]

Asch, you are in need of medical attention. [ And he can whip up for you some curative absolutely not diarrhea-inducing medicine in a jiffy ♥ ]

Now. What are your symptoms, exactly?

[ video ] XDD <3

[not_the_dreck]

[Asch shook his head... but the movement was a little too much. Don't mind him as he ducks out of sight for the sake of the toilet again.]

[Well, there's one symptom.]

[dancing_pierrot]

You know, I was almost about to apologize for last time, but I realize now what I should really be saying is 'I told you so'.

[not_the_dreck]

[Asch would have glared. He really would have. You know, if the toilet hadn't kidnapped him.]

[In his defense, it's not his fault.]

[dancing_pierrot]

[A pause, and then:]

You know, it's probably just as well that you can't drive a car.

You'd be a hazard on the roads in your current condition.

[not_the_dreck]

[Groaaaaan...]

Small comfort...

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[got_it_memorizd]

Wow, you look like hell. [He's being generous.] Do ah... you like... need anything? [Like euthanasia, perhaps?] I have an errand to run anyway; I could ah, get you a... [enough sleeping pills to put you out of your misery?] cup of... soup? [He has no idea how to help sick people.]

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[not_the_dreck]

[Sorry, Asch isn't on the video this time. He doesn't really have the energy to lift his head off the toilet. You're lucky he answered.]

...just put me out of my misery.

[voice]

[got_it_memorizd]

[Heh, all right we'll go to voice then; he didn't really want to watch you hork anyway.]

Pretty sure that's not legal, copper. Besides, I'm not in that sort of business anymore. [Well, mostly.]

[voice]

[not_the_dreck]

[Thankfully, Asch just thinks he's joking, if the exasperated groan is any indication.]