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[not_the_dreck]

[Siren's Port, this would be Asch. Asch... looks like an elephant mistook him for a peanut, and that's being generous. He opened his mouth to speak, when a sudden ragged cough erupted from him instead. He turned away from the NV for a moment, riding out the coughing fit, before attempting to speak again.]I caught somethin'. I'm gonna have to be

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[dancing_pierrot]

You know, I was almost about to apologize for last time, but I realize now what I should really be saying is 'I told you so'.

[not_the_dreck]

[Asch would have glared. He really would have. You know, if the toilet hadn't kidnapped him.]

[In his defense, it's not his fault.]

[dancing_pierrot]

[A pause, and then:]

You know, it's probably just as well that you can't drive a car.

You'd be a hazard on the roads in your current condition.

[not_the_dreck]

[Groaaaaan...]

Small comfort...

[dancing_pierrot]

What, did you want soup or something?

[not_the_dreck]

...that or a bullet in my head.

[Over dramatic? Maybe a little. Did he care? Not really.]

[dancing_pierrot]

Unfortunately for you in this instance, that's extraordinarily illegal, and I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.

I'm only going to offer you soup -- take it or leave it.

[not_the_dreck]

[Asch lifted his head enough to give her a disbelieving look.]

...you can cook?

[dancing_pierrot]

[Hmph.]

I'll take that as a no.

[not_the_dreck]

I didn't say no.

I just can't imagine you cooking.

[dancing_pierrot]

Seeing as I have yet to perfect the ability to sustain myself solely on oxygen, yes, I can cook.

[Simple things! Frequently from packets... sometimes she can follow a recipe? But that's not really what's important right now, is it?]

[not_the_dreck]

[HE STILL HAS HIS DOUBTS. But he just kinda... sinks back to the toilet.]

...do what you want. Don't let me stop you.

[dancing_pierrot]

[so tsundere!]

Where are you living these days, anyway?

[not_the_dreck]

[...oh, right. Telling people where he lives... UH...]

...I'm not sure I should say.

[dancing_pierrot]

What, fearing an enemy attack, are you?

[not_the_dreck]

Of course not.

[Pause.]

Were you familiar with Liquid Snake at all?