HOLY SHIT!! GAMZEE, THERE YOU ARE. YOU HAD ME WORRIED DUDE. IS THIS WERE YOU WANDERED OFF TO? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TOLD EVERYONE TO TELL ME IF YOU RAN OFF. SHIT HAS HAPPENED AND I NEED YOU TO STAY PUT. WHERE ARE YOU?
AiGhT! yOu GoT iT mAn. HaHaHa FuCk DuDe I wAs MiSsInG yOuR gReY cApS sElF! iTs BeEn A uH a WhIlE :o( bUt I'm In ThIs KiCkAsS bOaRdInG hiVe!! EvErYfUcKeR hErE iS tHe ShIt, YoU sHoUlD aLl bE MaKiNg YoUr WaY oVeR hErE. uHhH wHeRe YoU aT? aNd WhAtS gOiNg DoWn?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT HAS BEEN SWEEPS SINCE WE'VE LAST TALKED. YOU CONTACTED ME LIKE A MINUTE BEFORE THIS HORSE SHIT WITH YOUR CLOWN ANTICS. I'M IN SOMETHING CALLED AN APARTMENT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL HIVE TO ME. SOME IDIOTS BROUGHT ME HERE.
Sooo yer responsible for everyone bein' alive here? Yer God?
...Shit. I know He was like, pissed off an' cool in de beginning, but dis is just borderin' on pouty emo teenager right now. Dat's what you sound like, just so you know. [Or Murderface. He could easily read that entire manifesto in his voice.]
Yes, I am a troll, thank you for point out the obvious. And his name is Gamzee, you idiot. He's always slurping down his disgusting slime pies and calling carbonated drinks in a bottle fucking miracles so if that your thing, fine, go join his clown religion or something. [ ... ] But yeah, he's not bad.
JOHN. SHUT UP. AND WHY THE SWEET ALMIGHTY FUCK ARE YOU HERE? I MEAN DON'T YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO BACK AT YOUR WORLD. STOP BEING A USELESS DOUCHE AND GO HOME TO FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.
didn't you listen to the guys in white? because i am sure they told you everything you need to know, AND give you a warm humane welcome like good human greeters should do. but i'm betting you just yelled at them, anyway.
YEAH I LISTEN TO THEIR FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? ACTUALLY HEY, THERE'S A THOUGHT. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED BEING AN LAZY DUMBASS AND READ MY GODDAMN MEMO YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO ADD BECAUSE I DOUBT YOU DID.
As far as I can figure, you've been pulled from your home- or wherever you were- into another dimension and possibly another time. It sounds like you're used to time travel though so that shouldn't be too hard.
Apart from that, the most important thing is that after the sirens go off at night, this thing called the Darkness comes. It's pretty self-explanatory, except for the part where it brings a horde of monster-things with it.
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All my memos are important you shitsponge. So here's a big newsflash for you. I'm new here, what do you think?
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[ /RAGE RAGE RAGE. ]
So fuck off or attempt to say something useful before I snap even the smallest amounts of patience I have in half.
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I'm RiGhT hErE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiN fRiEnD!
hOnK hOnK! :oD
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GAMZEE, THERE YOU ARE.
YOU HAD ME WORRIED DUDE.
IS THIS WERE YOU WANDERED OFF TO?
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE THINGS WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TOLD EVERYONE TO TELL ME IF YOU RAN OFF.
SHIT HAS HAPPENED AND I NEED YOU TO STAY PUT.
WHERE ARE YOU?
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yOu GoT iT mAn.
HaHaHa FuCk
DuDe I wAs MiSsInG yOuR gReY cApS sElF!
iTs BeEn A uH
a WhIlE :o(
bUt I'm In ThIs KiCkAsS bOaRdInG hiVe!!
EvErYfUcKeR hErE iS tHe ShIt, YoU sHoUlD aLl bE MaKiNg YoUr WaY oVeR hErE.
uHhH wHeRe YoU aT?
aNd WhAtS gOiNg DoWn?
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I MEAN I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT HAS BEEN SWEEPS SINCE WE'VE LAST TALKED.
YOU CONTACTED ME LIKE A MINUTE BEFORE THIS HORSE SHIT WITH YOUR CLOWN ANTICS.
I'M IN SOMETHING CALLED AN APARTMENT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL HIVE TO ME.
SOME IDIOTS BROUGHT ME HERE.
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...Shit. I know He was like, pissed off an' cool in de beginning, but dis is just borderin' on pouty emo teenager right now. Dat's what you sound like, just so you know. [Or Murderface. He could easily read that entire manifesto in his voice.]
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[ Do you hear the sarcasm? Yes? Good. ]
Shut up unless you have something worth inputting.
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I'm guessin' yer on yer troll period or somethin'. Dat other clown-faced guy is a hundred times cooler.
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[ Bestfriends, okay. Shhhh. ]
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but for someone feeling sick, you sure type a lot!
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SHUT UP.
AND WHY THE SWEET ALMIGHTY FUCK ARE YOU HERE?
I MEAN DON'T YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO BACK AT YOUR WORLD.
STOP BEING A USELESS DOUCHE AND GO HOME TO FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.
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because i am sure they told you everything you need to know, AND give you a warm humane welcome like good human greeters should do.
but i'm betting you just yelled at them, anyway.
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
ACTUALLY HEY, THERE'S A THOUGHT.
MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED BEING AN LAZY DUMBASS AND READ MY GODDAMN MEMO YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO ADD BECAUSE I DOUBT YOU DID.
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[ Of course apart from the people he actually knew. ]
I'm fine, I just need to know exactly what the fuck is going on.
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Apart from that, the most important thing is that after the sirens go off at night, this thing called the Darkness comes. It's pretty self-explanatory, except for the part where it brings a horde of monster-things with it.
Also, you can't leave.
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