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[ Today there will be a mass of angry text in the network and we're very sorry]
ALRIGHT, AFTER DEALING WITH A MESS OF CLUSTERFUCKS POKING AND PRODDING IN WHAT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS I CAN ACTUALLY SETTLE DOWN AND WRITE THIS MEMO.
THIS MEMO THAT WILL BE UNNAMED BECAUSE OF THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT I AM NOT IN MY OWN GODDAMN UNIVERSE ANYMORE AND ALL MY PAST MEMOS WERE LOST.
THE NAME WAS STUPID ANYWAYS SO WHO CARES ABOUT THAT.
BACK TO BUSINESS.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, SINCE EVEN MY THINK PAN IS BOGGLED BY THE ABSURDITY OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
HERE I AM, TYPING ON A LAPTOP GIVEN ME BY THIS PLACE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF EVERYTHING.
I AM CURRENTLY IN THIS SHITHOLE CALLED SIRENSPULL, WHICH IS A FUCKING STUPID NAME IF YOU ASK ME.
IF THERE WILL BE ANY SIRENS COMING AROUND IT WILL BE THE SIRENS BLARING FROM AN AMBULANCE COMING TO PULL MY BODY AWAY TO THE MORGUE SINCE IT IS TOO LATE AND I AM DEAD FROM CHOKING MYSELF WITH STRINGS OF WORD VOMIT FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT INFORMATION I HAD TO LISTEN TO FROM SOME DERANGED HUMANS THAT WON'T GET OFF THEIR FUCKING HIGH HORSE.
THAT IS IF WE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT THOSE STUPID HUMAN BURIAL CUSTOMS, WHICH WE DON'T.
ANYWAYS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NOR DOES MY FUTURE SELF.
BECAUSE IF HE DID THEN I WOULD ACTUALLY KNOW WHY I AM HERE IN THIS MESS AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW, MENTION IT?
OR MAYBE HE DID, BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT AND SKIMMED TOO FAST TO NOTICE.
THOUGH I BET HE WAS TOO DUMB TO MENTION THIS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD, FUTURE ME.
I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST SAY, OH HEY PAST ME, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PULLED AWAY FROM YOUR ALREADY BARREN AND USELESS UNIVERSE AND BE BROUGHT INTO THE ONE YOU CREATED, EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE BARRED FROM ENTRY DUE TO THE FACT SOME KIDS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.
SHIT, I ALMOST EXPECT MY FUTURE SELF TO BARGE IN HERE.
ACTUALLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ARGUING WITH MYSELF WHEN MY FUTURE SELF ISN'T EVEN HERE.
NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT AND MOVING ON.
SO SPEAKING OF FUCKING THINGS UP.
IF ANYONE OF YOU HUMANS AREN'T NAMED BY EBGERT OR HARLEY *DO NOT ANSWER TO THIS MEMO*.
IF YOU'RE SARCASM GIRL OR A CERTAIN INSUFFERABLE PRICK I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I EVER NEED YOU.
WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER.
BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE OPPOSITE LOOPY BACKWARDS BULLSHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
BUT BESIDES THOSE FOUR IF ANYONE ELSE DECIDED TO SAY SOMETHING I'LL JUST HAVE YOU KNOW NOW.
THE WORLD DOES *NOT* REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
WHAT I AM SAYING HAS NOTHING TO DO YOU WITH, AND SO DO NOT THINK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MESSING UP ANYTHING THAT WILL OUTRAGEOUSLY IMPACT MY LIFE.
THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST TOO USELESS AND UNEVENTFUL COMPARED TO EVEN EGBERT'S ONCE MUNDANE AND BORING LIFE.
AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
I CREATED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT MAKES ME YOUR GOD AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS ARGUMENT.
NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THE PLEASANTRIES CLEARED UP I WILL BE WORKING ON WHAT I'M SUPPOSE TO DO NEXT.
FROM WHAT I REMEMBER I ONLY HAD ONE LAST MEMO LEFT AND THIS ONE ISN'T IN THE SYSTEM AND WILL NEVER BE.
AGAIN I DIDN'T REALLY READ IT BECAUSE FUTURE ME IS SMUG AND INSUFFERABLE ANYWAYS SO YOU CAN SAY THAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE.
AND IF ANYONE OF TROLLS ARE HERE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME AND TELLING ME YOU'RE ALREADY HERE AND MAKING ME TALK TO MYSELF LIKE A DUMBASS?
A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED TOO.
WELL I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT HERE UNTIL SOMEONE CONFIRMS TO ME IT IS WORTH TALKING ABOUT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I'M HANDLING TYPING THIS OUT FOR SO LONG.
I FEEL FUCKING SICK.
WELL ANYWAYS, I'LL BE WAITING OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
ALRIGHT, AFTER DEALING WITH A MESS OF CLUSTERFUCKS POKING AND PRODDING IN WHAT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS I CAN ACTUALLY SETTLE DOWN AND WRITE THIS MEMO.
THIS MEMO THAT WILL BE UNNAMED BECAUSE OF THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT I AM NOT IN MY OWN GODDAMN UNIVERSE ANYMORE AND ALL MY PAST MEMOS WERE LOST.
THE NAME WAS STUPID ANYWAYS SO WHO CARES ABOUT THAT.
BACK TO BUSINESS.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, SINCE EVEN MY THINK PAN IS BOGGLED BY THE ABSURDITY OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
HERE I AM, TYPING ON A LAPTOP GIVEN ME BY THIS PLACE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF EVERYTHING.
I AM CURRENTLY IN THIS SHITHOLE CALLED SIRENSPULL, WHICH IS A FUCKING STUPID NAME IF YOU ASK ME.
IF THERE WILL BE ANY SIRENS COMING AROUND IT WILL BE THE SIRENS BLARING FROM AN AMBULANCE COMING TO PULL MY BODY AWAY TO THE MORGUE SINCE IT IS TOO LATE AND I AM DEAD FROM CHOKING MYSELF WITH STRINGS OF WORD VOMIT FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT INFORMATION I HAD TO LISTEN TO FROM SOME DERANGED HUMANS THAT WON'T GET OFF THEIR FUCKING HIGH HORSE.
THAT IS IF WE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT THOSE STUPID HUMAN BURIAL CUSTOMS, WHICH WE DON'T.
ANYWAYS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NOR DOES MY FUTURE SELF.
BECAUSE IF HE DID THEN I WOULD ACTUALLY KNOW WHY I AM HERE IN THIS MESS AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW, MENTION IT?
OR MAYBE HE DID, BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT AND SKIMMED TOO FAST TO NOTICE.
THOUGH I BET HE WAS TOO DUMB TO MENTION THIS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD, FUTURE ME.
I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST SAY, OH HEY PAST ME, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PULLED AWAY FROM YOUR ALREADY BARREN AND USELESS UNIVERSE AND BE BROUGHT INTO THE ONE YOU CREATED, EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE BARRED FROM ENTRY DUE TO THE FACT SOME KIDS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.
SHIT, I ALMOST EXPECT MY FUTURE SELF TO BARGE IN HERE.
ACTUALLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ARGUING WITH MYSELF WHEN MY FUTURE SELF ISN'T EVEN HERE.
NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT AND MOVING ON.
SO SPEAKING OF FUCKING THINGS UP.
IF ANYONE OF YOU HUMANS AREN'T NAMED BY EBGERT OR HARLEY *DO NOT ANSWER TO THIS MEMO*.
IF YOU'RE SARCASM GIRL OR A CERTAIN INSUFFERABLE PRICK I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I EVER NEED YOU.
WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER.
BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE OPPOSITE LOOPY BACKWARDS BULLSHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
BUT BESIDES THOSE FOUR IF ANYONE ELSE DECIDED TO SAY SOMETHING I'LL JUST HAVE YOU KNOW NOW.
THE WORLD DOES *NOT* REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
WHAT I AM SAYING HAS NOTHING TO DO YOU WITH, AND SO DO NOT THINK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MESSING UP ANYTHING THAT WILL OUTRAGEOUSLY IMPACT MY LIFE.
THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST TOO USELESS AND UNEVENTFUL COMPARED TO EVEN EGBERT'S ONCE MUNDANE AND BORING LIFE.
AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
I CREATED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT MAKES ME YOUR GOD AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS ARGUMENT.
NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THE PLEASANTRIES CLEARED UP I WILL BE WORKING ON WHAT I'M SUPPOSE TO DO NEXT.
FROM WHAT I REMEMBER I ONLY HAD ONE LAST MEMO LEFT AND THIS ONE ISN'T IN THE SYSTEM AND WILL NEVER BE.
AGAIN I DIDN'T REALLY READ IT BECAUSE FUTURE ME IS SMUG AND INSUFFERABLE ANYWAYS SO YOU CAN SAY THAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE.
AND IF ANYONE OF TROLLS ARE HERE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME AND TELLING ME YOU'RE ALREADY HERE AND MAKING ME TALK TO MYSELF LIKE A DUMBASS?
A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED TOO.
WELL I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT HERE UNTIL SOMEONE CONFIRMS TO ME IT IS WORTH TALKING ABOUT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I'M HANDLING TYPING THIS OUT FOR SO LONG.
I FEEL FUCKING SICK.
WELL ANYWAYS, I'LL BE WAITING OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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ALRIGHT, AFTER DEALING WITH A MESS OF CLUSTERFUCKS POKING AND PRODDING IN WHAT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS I CAN ACTUALLY SETTLE DOWN AND WRITE THIS MEMO.
THIS MEMO THAT WILL BE UNNAMED BECAUSE OF THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT I AM NOT IN MY OWN GODDAMN UNIVERSE ANYMORE AND ALL MY PAST MEMOS WERE LOST.
THE NAME WAS STUPID ANYWAYS SO WHO CARES ABOUT THAT.
BACK TO BUSINESS.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, SINCE EVEN MY THINK PAN IS BOGGLED BY THE ABSURDITY OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
HERE I AM, TYPING ON A LAPTOP GIVEN ME BY THIS PLACE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF EVERYTHING.
I AM CURRENTLY IN THIS SHITHOLE CALLED SIRENSPULL, WHICH IS A FUCKING STUPID NAME IF YOU ASK ME.
IF THERE WILL BE ANY SIRENS COMING AROUND IT WILL BE THE SIRENS BLARING FROM AN AMBULANCE COMING TO PULL MY BODY AWAY TO THE MORGUE SINCE IT IS TOO LATE AND I AM DEAD FROM CHOKING MYSELF WITH STRINGS OF WORD VOMIT FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT INFORMATION I HAD TO LISTEN TO FROM SOME DERANGED HUMANS THAT WON'T GET OFF THEIR FUCKING HIGH HORSE.
THAT IS IF WE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT THOSE STUPID HUMAN BURIAL CUSTOMS, WHICH WE DON'T.
ANYWAYS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NOR DOES MY FUTURE SELF.
BECAUSE IF HE DID THEN I WOULD ACTUALLY KNOW WHY I AM HERE IN THIS MESS AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW, MENTION IT?
OR MAYBE HE DID, BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT AND SKIMMED TOO FAST TO NOTICE.
THOUGH I BET HE WAS TOO DUMB TO MENTION THIS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD, FUTURE ME.
I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST SAY, OH HEY PAST ME, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PULLED AWAY FROM YOUR ALREADY BARREN AND USELESS UNIVERSE AND BE BROUGHT INTO THE ONE YOU CREATED, EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE BARRED FROM ENTRY DUE TO THE FACT SOME KIDS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.
SHIT, I ALMOST EXPECT MY FUTURE SELF TO BARGE IN HERE.
ACTUALLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ARGUING WITH MYSELF WHEN MY FUTURE SELF ISN'T EVEN HERE.
NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT AND MOVING ON.
SO SPEAKING OF FUCKING THINGS UP.
IF ANYONE OF YOU HUMANS AREN'T NAMED BY EBGERT OR HARLEY *DO NOT ANSWER TO THIS MEMO*.
IF YOU'RE SARCASM GIRL OR A CERTAIN INSUFFERABLE PRICK I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I EVER NEED YOU.
WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER.
BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE OPPOSITE LOOPY BACKWARDS BULLSHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
BUT BESIDES THOSE FOUR IF ANYONE ELSE DECIDED TO SAY SOMETHING I'LL JUST HAVE YOU KNOW NOW.
THE WORLD DOES *NOT* REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
WHAT I AM SAYING HAS NOTHING TO DO YOU WITH, AND SO DO NOT THINK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MESSING UP ANYTHING THAT WILL OUTRAGEOUSLY IMPACT MY LIFE.
THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST TOO USELESS AND UNEVENTFUL COMPARED TO EVEN EGBERT'S ONCE MUNDANE AND BORING LIFE.
AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
I CREATED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT MAKES ME YOUR GOD AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS ARGUMENT.
NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THE PLEASANTRIES CLEARED UP I WILL BE WORKING ON WHAT I'M SUPPOSE TO DO NEXT.
FROM WHAT I REMEMBER I ONLY HAD ONE LAST MEMO LEFT AND THIS ONE ISN'T IN THE SYSTEM AND WILL NEVER BE.
AGAIN I DIDN'T REALLY READ IT BECAUSE FUTURE ME IS SMUG AND INSUFFERABLE ANYWAYS SO YOU CAN SAY THAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE.
AND IF ANYONE OF TROLLS ARE HERE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME AND TELLING ME YOU'RE ALREADY HERE AND MAKING ME TALK TO MYSELF LIKE A DUMBASS?
A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED TOO.
WELL I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT HERE UNTIL SOMEONE CONFIRMS TO ME IT IS WORTH TALKING ABOUT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I'M HANDLING TYPING THIS OUT FOR SO LONG.
I FEEL FUCKING SICK.
WELL ANYWAYS, I'LL BE WAITING OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
ALRIGHT, AFTER DEALING WITH A MESS OF CLUSTERFUCKS POKING AND PRODDING IN WHAT IS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS I CAN ACTUALLY SETTLE DOWN AND WRITE THIS MEMO.
THIS MEMO THAT WILL BE UNNAMED BECAUSE OF THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT I AM NOT IN MY OWN GODDAMN UNIVERSE ANYMORE AND ALL MY PAST MEMOS WERE LOST.
THE NAME WAS STUPID ANYWAYS SO WHO CARES ABOUT THAT.
BACK TO BUSINESS.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, SINCE EVEN MY THINK PAN IS BOGGLED BY THE ABSURDITY OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
HERE I AM, TYPING ON A LAPTOP GIVEN ME BY THIS PLACE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF EVERYTHING.
I AM CURRENTLY IN THIS SHITHOLE CALLED SIRENSPULL, WHICH IS A FUCKING STUPID NAME IF YOU ASK ME.
IF THERE WILL BE ANY SIRENS COMING AROUND IT WILL BE THE SIRENS BLARING FROM AN AMBULANCE COMING TO PULL MY BODY AWAY TO THE MORGUE SINCE IT IS TOO LATE AND I AM DEAD FROM CHOKING MYSELF WITH STRINGS OF WORD VOMIT FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT INFORMATION I HAD TO LISTEN TO FROM SOME DERANGED HUMANS THAT WON'T GET OFF THEIR FUCKING HIGH HORSE.
THAT IS IF WE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT THOSE STUPID HUMAN BURIAL CUSTOMS, WHICH WE DON'T.
ANYWAYS, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NOR DOES MY FUTURE SELF.
BECAUSE IF HE DID THEN I WOULD ACTUALLY KNOW WHY I AM HERE IN THIS MESS AND MAYBE I DON'T KNOW, MENTION IT?
OR MAYBE HE DID, BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT AND SKIMMED TOO FAST TO NOTICE.
THOUGH I BET HE WAS TOO DUMB TO MENTION THIS.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD, FUTURE ME.
I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST SAY, OH HEY PAST ME, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE PULLED AWAY FROM YOUR ALREADY BARREN AND USELESS UNIVERSE AND BE BROUGHT INTO THE ONE YOU CREATED, EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE BARRED FROM ENTRY DUE TO THE FACT SOME KIDS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.
SHIT, I ALMOST EXPECT MY FUTURE SELF TO BARGE IN HERE.
ACTUALLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ARGUING WITH MYSELF WHEN MY FUTURE SELF ISN'T EVEN HERE.
NO, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT AND MOVING ON.
SO SPEAKING OF FUCKING THINGS UP.
IF ANYONE OF YOU HUMANS AREN'T NAMED BY EBGERT OR HARLEY *DO NOT ANSWER TO THIS MEMO*.
IF YOU'RE SARCASM GIRL OR A CERTAIN INSUFFERABLE PRICK I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I EVER NEED YOU.
WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER.
BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE OPPOSITE LOOPY BACKWARDS BULLSHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
BUT BESIDES THOSE FOUR IF ANYONE ELSE DECIDED TO SAY SOMETHING I'LL JUST HAVE YOU KNOW NOW.
THE WORLD DOES *NOT* REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
WHAT I AM SAYING HAS NOTHING TO DO YOU WITH, AND SO DO NOT THINK YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MESSING UP ANYTHING THAT WILL OUTRAGEOUSLY IMPACT MY LIFE.
THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST TOO USELESS AND UNEVENTFUL COMPARED TO EVEN EGBERT'S ONCE MUNDANE AND BORING LIFE.
AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
I CREATED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT MAKES ME YOUR GOD AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS ARGUMENT.
NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THE PLEASANTRIES CLEARED UP I WILL BE WORKING ON WHAT I'M SUPPOSE TO DO NEXT.
FROM WHAT I REMEMBER I ONLY HAD ONE LAST MEMO LEFT AND THIS ONE ISN'T IN THE SYSTEM AND WILL NEVER BE.
AGAIN I DIDN'T REALLY READ IT BECAUSE FUTURE ME IS SMUG AND INSUFFERABLE ANYWAYS SO YOU CAN SAY THAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE.
AND IF ANYONE OF TROLLS ARE HERE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME AND TELLING ME YOU'RE ALREADY HERE AND MAKING ME TALK TO MYSELF LIKE A DUMBASS?
A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED TOO.
WELL I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT HERE UNTIL SOMEONE CONFIRMS TO ME IT IS WORTH TALKING ABOUT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I'M HANDLING TYPING THIS OUT FOR SO LONG.
I FEEL FUCKING SICK.
WELL ANYWAYS, I'LL BE WAITING OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
[ooc : text permissions here!]