oo1 [ voice / public | spider-man ]
Save Manhattan...and wind up in Canada.
[ A pause. ]
No, that doesn't do it. Still doesn't make sense -- how about...Save Manhattan, and wind up in Canada?
[ Another pause. ]
...Nah, still sounds wrong. Maybe save Manhattan and wind up in Canada? Or Save Manhattan and wind up in Canada?
[ Long, heavy sigh. ]
Man, you'd think that doing a little bit of good for the world maybe wouldn't end up blowing up in your face, right? And I'd just finished paid off my rent, sheesh. Or that at least I'd get a few days of -- oh, wait. Maybe this is the universe's way of being funny. I ask for a vacation, and they dump me off in one the place where I'm more likely to get eaten by something that the Beyond spat up than actually find a way to relax.
[ A beat, then another short sigh. ] Anyone out there I might recognize from...I guess what looks like my last time here? Still can't get over that. Jubilee? Grimm-face-Mc-hateful pants? Bueller? This is your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, reporting in!
[ A pause. ]
No, that doesn't do it. Still doesn't make sense -- how about...Save Manhattan, and wind up in Canada?
[ Another pause. ]
...Nah, still sounds wrong. Maybe save Manhattan and wind up in Canada? Or Save Manhattan and wind up in Canada?
[ Long, heavy sigh. ]
Man, you'd think that doing a little bit of good for the world maybe wouldn't end up blowing up in your face, right? And I'd just finished paid off my rent, sheesh. Or that at least I'd get a few days of -- oh, wait. Maybe this is the universe's way of being funny. I ask for a vacation, and they dump me off in one the place where I'm more likely to get eaten by something that the Beyond spat up than actually find a way to relax.
[ A beat, then another short sigh. ] Anyone out there I might recognize from...I guess what looks like my last time here? Still can't get over that. Jubilee? Grimm-face-Mc-hateful pants? Bueller? This is your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, reporting in!