[ A NV clicks on showing an extreme close-up of a green eye. And a voice speaks. ]
Ooooh, what does this button do?
[ The NV is held away and Joker is smiling up at it. He is sitting behind a table somewhere, in the lap of one Deathstroke the Terminator. The mercenary appears to be less than pleased. ]
Turn it off.
[ Joker puts the NV down and
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... this is a good time for Zoey get some of that cheap vodka. ]
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Not even seeing zombies drove me to find something that even resembles bleach.
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I'm surprised you didn't shoot him. [ Not that shes knows this guy well enough to be surprised by him anyway but whatever. ]
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Don't.
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Don't what? Sit on your lap? Well, not now, not after Chuckles. I don't want to catch any skeevy clown diseases he might be carrying.
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Hilarious.
[ No, really, he's having so much fun. ]
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Performance does not appeal to everyone, I'm afraid.
And the answer you're looking for is 'yes', but only if the intention is to appear straight in the minds of your...captive audience. Straight men don't make very good clowns.
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Oh, yeah? I didn't want to get type-casted as a "straight" anyway.
[He taps the screen.]
So who are you?
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As for who I am, your company for the evening and I have already met. Consider me a keen observer of Gotham's nightlife.
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I've a feeling he's going to punch you in a moment, Joker.
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Oh, nonsense, we're pals.
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