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[terminates]

[ A NV clicks on showing an extreme close-up of a green eye. And a voice speaks. ]

Ooooh, what does this button do?

[ The NV is held away and Joker is smiling up at it. He is sitting behind a table somewhere, in the lap of one Deathstroke the Terminator. The mercenary appears to be less than pleased. ]

Turn it off.

[ Joker puts the NV down and

Comments

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[ebony_mask]

If I'd known you were into lap sitting, I'd 'a tried it ages ago, Deathstroke.

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[terminates]

[ Fuck you, Roman. B| ]

Don't.

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[ebony_mask]

[better you than me, bro]

Don't what? Sit on your lap? Well, not now, not after Chuckles. I don't want to catch any skeevy clown diseases he might be carrying.

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[terminates]

[ So decapitation and being eaten by hyenas is better? ]

Hilarious.

[ No, really, he's having so much fun. ]

permavoice 1/2

[ebony_mask]

[...

meanie :C ]

I'd call it disturbing, but whatever. Look, I'd be worked into a tizzy if I found out I wasn't invited to the wedding, but in this case, I'm completely fine with that. I'll just send your gift in the--

2/2

[ebony_mask]

[a pause.

and then many, many decibels louder:]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WILSON?!

permaaudio;

[terminates]

[ Just. this pause.

Must you be so loud, Roman? Honestly. ]

You think I should kill him.

[ebony_mask]

[always.

but a bit more normal now:]

I think you should string him up like a puppet and re-enact all his major life events in some macabre, perverted homage to Punch and Judy, sunshine.

[terminates]

He's not worth the clean-up.

[ebony_mask]

My personal assistant owns a mop.

[terminates]

[ Okay, he is slightly amused by that. ]

That determined?

[ebony_mask]

[cheerin' u up broseph 8D ]

Like it's my middle name.

[terminates]

[ such a broski ]

I'll consider it.

[ebony_mask]

Excellent. You know where to find me.