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[rehashes]

What the fuck is going on. Look, okay, I know the temptation to hijack a coolkid is hard to resist, but it's basically a goddamn faux pas to bring a guest to a kidnapping party that didn't RSVP. Jesus, learn some manners. I mean, I guess it's cool if you think you're doing me a favor-"don't worry, Dave, you don't have to check out your dead

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action forever

[scalemates]

[ with fingers twisted up in a red sleeve (oh my god yumyumcherry), terezi leans over dave, that cheshire-like grin exposing her teeth. for effect, she draws her tongue over the points just to freak him out. ]

Hehehe. I can't promise I'll be able to control myself after this!

[rehashes]

[ he is freaked out. he is freaked out and this is not the way he was planning on meeting tz face-to-face (if that were ever even a thing that happened).

except his expression is pretty much controlled detachment, one eyebrow raised over the blind person glasses he's still got on. his last bastion of protection. ]

Yeah, well, now's not exactly the time to go on a colors rampage. Maybe when we're not busy trying to figure out what the actual fuck is going on.

[scalemates]

[ hey dave is this you?

pulling back-before she can even take a whiff of those delicious cherry eyes!-tz raises her own eyebrow to match his incredulous look. ]

Isn't it obvious?

WOW I SUCK

[rehashes]

[ hey tz is this you? ]

Not really.

[manipuleights]

[ Dave can go fuck himself for all she cares, but Terezi...oh, she had not prepared herself for this. ]

You!

1/2

[scalemates]

[ SHE COULD SMELL YOUR DECEIT FROM HALF A CITY AWAY, VRISKA. ]

M3!

[scalemates]

1 B3L13V3 YOU 4ND 1 H4V3 SOM3 UNF1N1SH3D BUS1N3SS
SP1D3RTROLL >:]

[manipuleights]

Fuck you, Pyrope.
You ended all our 8usiness!
Or did you forget that?
I guess I should have realized you were dum8 as you are 8lind.

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[windplay]

[ He has been typing and erasing all possible replies to this silly voice post, the poor boy. The shock and excitement of his best bro and another troll arriving just filled him with all the joy in the world. ]

why yes dave, and troll!
you have been kidnapped.
you fell for the old candy in a van trick, and now there is no escape.
no point of return........

text;

[rehashes]

[ you might be too easily pleased, John. ]

damn
i guess it was only a matter of time until the goddamn candyman got me too
dastardly son of a bitch is always snatchin up unsuspecting coolkids and universe hopping them here and there like its no big deal
all part of his master plan to take over the world one fat kid with a sweet tooth at at time
mustve had some good shit in that van for me to get duped
im talking like a hundred things of cotton candy or something
or i could just blame it on this chucklefuck ive got here with me thats probably more likely
considering how fast she found me it was probably her all along
also if you never hear from me again its cuz she licked me to death for that

anyway
seriously what the fucks going on

text;

[scalemates]

WOW RUD3
WHY WOULD 1 K1DN4P YOU

[ yes she's texting you while standing right next to you DEAL WITH IT ]

text;

[rehashes]

i dunno you tell me
confess

text.

[narcotizes]

WhOoAh BiTcHtItS? :oO
aNd My ChIlLeSt ShAdY mOtHeRfUcKeR!!
hAhAhA wHaT tHe FuCk'S uP aNd HaPpEniNg??
HoNk HoNk! :o)

text.

[scalemates]

[ oh good, he's high as a kite. ]

G4MZ33Z3S!!!
1 DONT KNOW TO B3 HON3ST
1 JUST 4RR1V3D NOT TOO LONG 4GO!

text.

[narcotizes]

FuUuCk . . .
YeAh I gEt ThAt SiS.
i DiDn'T eVeN kNoW wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk WaS uP oR dOwN oR gEtTiNg WiTh ThE hApS wHeN i DiD!
aNyOnE eLsE gEt ThEiR fOlLoW oN wItH?

text.

[scalemates]

Y3S TH3Y D1D
1 TH1NK YOUR3 TH3 L4ST TROLL TO CH3CK 1N

voice;

[payback]

[... Somebody knows that voice. DISREGARDING THE ABOVE WEIRDNESS:]

Dave?

text; if it's a bother just let me know! o7

[scalemates]

[ perks up ]

H3H3
1 S33 TH3 COOLK1DS R3PUT4T1ON PR3C33DS H1M

voice; not a bother to me but Rin will have no idea what to make of that text haha

[payback]

[... Stares blankly at this.]

... What?

text; yay shenanigans! (yay)

[scalemates]

[ a pause ]

WH4T?
>:/