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What the fuck is going on. Look, okay, I know the temptation to hijack a coolkid is hard to resist, but it's basically a goddamn faux pas to bring a guest to a kidnapping party that didn't RSVP. Jesus, learn some manners. I mean, I guess it's cool if you think you're doing me a favor-"don't worry, Dave, you don't have to check out your dead

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[scalemates]

[ with fingers twisted up in a red sleeve (oh my god yumyumcherry), terezi leans over dave, that cheshire-like grin exposing her teeth. for effect, she draws her tongue over the points just to freak him out. ]

Hehehe. I can't promise I'll be able to control myself after this!

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[ he is freaked out. he is freaked out and this is not the way he was planning on meeting tz face-to-face (if that were ever even a thing that happened).

except his expression is pretty much controlled detachment, one eyebrow raised over the blind person glasses he's still got on. his last bastion of protection. ]

Yeah, well, now's not exactly the time to go on a colors rampage. Maybe when we're not busy trying to figure out what the actual fuck is going on.

[scalemates]

[ hey dave is this you?

pulling back-before she can even take a whiff of those delicious cherry eyes!-tz raises her own eyebrow to match his incredulous look. ]

Isn't it obvious?

WOW I SUCK

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[ hey tz is this you? ]

Not really.

i won't tell if you don't.

[scalemates]

[ nah she's more like this.

ANYWAY, tz steps back fully and shrugs her shoulders, cackling softly. it should also be noted that she's wearing her redglare outfit, and with each step she takes, the low heels of her boots click across the ground. ]

Well duh. You're not in the Medium any more, and I'm no longer in the Veil! I think it's safe to say that someone [ she won't say who, but her tone implies it ] kidnapped us.

uguuuu

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[ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

yeah, he's getting up properly and dusting himself off now, while he still has the chance. once Terezi goes on his sniff all the things spree he'll be stuck. ]

Well duh, duh, that much is pretty goddamn obvious, but I was thinking there's probably more to it than just "somewhere" and "someone."

[scalemates]

[ oh brb getting all up in his grill again, knocking the end of her cane against his chin. ]

But you know who, right?

[ she may or may not be poking fun at herself for this because she knows spidertroll is not strong enough to break through universes themselves.

...

probably. ]

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[ calmly directs that cane away from his face......... ]

Someone we know? Guess there could be a couple suspects, not that any of them would make sense, either.

[scalemates]

[ no god damn it dave why would you do that to a blind girl's cane. ]

I have just begun my investigation, but she's at the top of my suspect list! I can smell her deceit from here.

[ psa: vriska smells. ]

[rehashes]

[ for the same reason that you would do that to a coolkid's face.

also that pretty much gave it away right there, considering the conversation he literally just had with her five minutes ago. or however long it's been since he got here. what is time even (heh). ]

Spiderbitch?

[scalemates]

[ to annoy them? >:? ]

Yes, exactly! I had hoped she would not have enough of her so-called luck to be able to tear through space itself, but look! Here we are!

[ the more dramatic she gets the more it's obvious that she's bullshitting around. ]

1/2

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So are we doing this trade or what.

[ hands on the glasses! but he's not whipping them off yet. ]

1/2

[scalemates]

[ don't you fucking look at her that way. ]

2/3

[scalemates]

[ wait, what? ]

[scalemates]

[ oh right... trade... ]

Nope!