Kirk to Enterprise, or more specifically, Kirk to Mister Scott. Mind telling me what the hell went wrong? I thought-- [Here Kirk’s voice becomes a bit muted, as though he’s turned away from his communicator. The greeters are attempting to get his attention, but the Starfleet captain is having none of that.] Hey, listen, sorry about the disturbance
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Sorry, but I think you're a little out of luck, as far as the whole beaming-up-off-of-Earth-to-visit-alien-planets thing.
Welcome to Siren's Port, the land of Holy Crap There's Danger In Canada? Though usually only after sunset.
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Which is a shame, really, because it's quite the experience. [Never mind that his only actual field experience was sort of during a really misguided Romulan's revenge attempt.]
Funny, I always thought Canada was pretty vicious. You know, with all the moose and beavers.
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Alien planets, huh? I've heard of at least one, but I've never actually seen any myself. How many have you seen?
[Her voice is very solemn. Really.] Don't forget the woodchucks--and the lemmings. Those are vicious.
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Seen dozens in simulations, but only ever set foot on a few. ....Well, I suppose one of those doesn't even count, since I was technically in freefall and never actually made it to the ground.
[He's not even trying to hide that he's amused.] Bet those are nasty little ankle-biters, huh.
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You must be new here.
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Yet they still gave me an apartment without asking me to pay for it. That how everyone's greeted?
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[Winks]
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[The wink throws him off a little, though Kirk only expresses it in a slow blink.] ...Nice spandex. [At least, he thinks it's spandex. With his luck it's probably the guy's actual skin.]
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[Raises an eyebrow]
Thanks, I try my best. Nice hair, pretty boy.
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Yeah? You wouldn't be the first to like what you see.
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