1st Adventure

[selfmadehero]

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[ The (17 year old) blonde on screen is obviously very recently clean and fed, but looks exhausted. A deep rooted sort of exhausted that comes from not getting enough sleep for around about a month or so. ]Okay, city. Which one of you fine folks wants to buy me coffee? It's been four months since I've had a decent cup and I am totally

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[girlyboywonder]

pretty specific criteria you got there

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[selfmadehero]

I know what I like. You gonna buy me coffee or just help me look?

[girlyboywonder]

not real sure i CAN, i'm a few steps off from your requirements

[selfmadehero]

Anyone can buy me coffee, but only the cute guys get a whole date.

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[isitablurred]

A lot of guys around here fit that description. There's a good chance you might go off coffee.

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[selfmadehero]

Me? Go off coffee? I'll take that dare.

Watcha got for me, good-lookin?

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[isitablurred]

Easy there, tiger. I'm already in enough trouble with Lois as it is.

[Excuse him as he acts all flustered, adjusting his glasses to hide the fact that he isn't actually blushing at all. It's his act.]

[Cough.] As I see it you don't need any help from me. It sounds like if these boys are as smart as you want them, they'll be falling over each other. Five minutes, tops.

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[selfmadehero]

Is that a no to a totally platonic and friendly coffee for a girl in need?

[ Poooouuuuut. ]

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[bodyreads]

[No. No way. Is that...?]

[bodyreads]

[It is. Smiling. Happy. The last time Cass saw Steph, she'd shoved the uniform in her face and disappeared. She told her not to follow her. But...would she remember? She looked too young. She looked like Steph when she was...Robin.]

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[bodyreads]

[No. She can handle that later. She doesn't ask for permission to pick Steph up. She just grabs her NV and hits the roofs.

There's a smile in her voice when she speaks.]

Just guys?

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[selfmadehero]

No way. Anyone who buys me coffee is more than welcome. Did I mention it's been four months?

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You sound kinda familiar.

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[atrumcanis]

Oh, must he be short?

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[selfmadehero]

Oh, he must buy me coffee...

I guess if he buys me a short coffee I'll settle.

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[atrumcanis]

Ah, but why coffee? There's nothing good about that vile drink. Coats the stomach. A girl like yourself could use something better, I'd wager, something that suits her.

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[selfmadehero]

Something caffeinated?

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[wingsandwill]

Why has it been so long?

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[selfmadehero]

I've been marooned. A castaway, in a land where all the coffee sucks. And is soggy.

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[wingsandwill]

[He is... Confused.]

Unfortunate.

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[selfmadehero]

Tragic, is what it is.