[video]

[he_is_wild]

[The Joker is sitting indoors somewhere. Going by the sound of monsters bellowing on the other side of the wall, he's somewhere near where the current chaos is going down.

His eyes are a bit sunken in and he has the protruding collar bones of someone who hasn't eaten in days. He smiles a bitter smile.]

Oopsie! My goof.

[He shrugs, and smirks.]

Comments

Voice [Tracking this post as he speaks]

[under_thehood]

Right, positive attitude. That's all we need.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

I think it's important to keep smiling.

Re: Voice

[under_thehood]

Even while you're killing people.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Yes! I mean, hello! We have met, yeah?

[madeinoblivion]

Belle...de mer? What?

[he_is_wild]

Beauties of the Ocean.

Pearls, that is.

Expensive pearl necklaces.

[madeinoblivion]

Oh.

...Yeah.

Rich people worry about really dumb things.

[he_is_wild]

Uhuh!

So maybe having some nasty things tearing up the place is good for 'em.

[hisoldgirl]

[he_is_wild]

I made a booboo.

[hisoldgirl]

[he_is_wild]

No, ma'am!

Well...yes! But not much. That always happens.

I mean I only meant to agitate the Beasts of the Black a bit. Didn't mean to make 'em go gonzo.

voice;

[proxysearch]

[And judging by the sound in the background, someone's a little above the chaos.]

You look like hell.

[video]

[he_is_wild]

[He lifts a thinning hand to his chest]

More so than usual?

[voice]

[proxysearch]

Surprisingly, yes. Having a little trouble?

[video]

[he_is_wild]

[Bristling, his eye twitches]

No!

voice;

[cowboy_newsie]

What the fuck happened to you? Why you so skinny?

[Nothing but silence in Jack's background.]

[video]

[he_is_wild]

I'm on the Atkins diet.

[video]

[cowboy_newsie]

Or starvin'. What, can't make it on the outside?

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Who's starving?

I ate on Thursday.