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[he_is_wild]

[The Joker is sitting indoors somewhere. Going by the sound of monsters bellowing on the other side of the wall, he's somewhere near where the current chaos is going down.

His eyes are a bit sunken in and he has the protruding collar bones of someone who hasn't eaten in days. He smiles a bitter smile.]

Oopsie! My goof.

[He shrugs, and smirks.]

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[hisoldgirl]

Your goof? How do you mean?

[he_is_wild]

I made a booboo.

[hisoldgirl]

Booboo. A minor injury. A stupid or silly mistake. A blunder.

Did you hurt yourself whilst being foolish, perhaps?

[he_is_wild]

No, ma'am!

Well...yes! But not much. That always happens.

I mean I only meant to agitate the Beasts of the Black a bit. Didn't mean to make 'em go gonzo.

[hisoldgirl]

Gonzo?

[one of these days, she'll figure out slang]

And agitate them? Whyever would you want to do that?

[he_is_wild]

Why ever not?

[hisoldgirl]

To be honest, I don't know. I suppose because they could hurt others, but that's more the Doctor's reasoning than mine, truly.

[he_is_wild]

Doctor? Doctor who?

[hisoldgirl]

My Doctor. The Doctor. He stole me a very long time ago, you know.

[ooc; osudgbousgb I about died at that. Thank you :3]

[he_is_wild]

He kidnapped you!? What a cad!

[hisoldgirl]

Oh no, not kidnapped. We stole each other. I couldn't very well leave the planet without a pilot, after all, and he was the only one foolish enough to steal me from the docks. It was a mutual abduction.

[he_is_wild]

I.....whaaa?

Sounds kinda kinky.

[hisoldgirl]

I'm sorry?

[he_is_wild]

I won't judge!

[hisoldgirl]

[she has no idea what he's talking about, but hey! he doesn't seem that bad, really, so she smiles all the same]

That's good, I suppose. You're rather interesting, green one.

[he_is_wild]

I am, aren't I?

I'm called the Joker.