♑ video.

[narcotizes]

[ hey, network! on the screen is . . . well, you see right. it's a large pile of horns. bicycle horns. to make a pile like that, that's a lot of fucking horns. who the fuck keeps so many horns . . .  anyway, at the moment it's just chilling there, silent as ever on a hardwood apartment floor, until there's speeding footsteps getting louder, closer

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[thecrowingtobe]

[Oh hey, it was that guy with the weird as clown music...]

[So much weird slang and SO much cussing and were those horns? And what was that? And Pie? And... Claudio stared at the video for a bit before replying]

Chika...Jade? You got a girlfriend? [Wait, cus... cus HOW did someone like HIM get a girlfriend and not Claudio, baw] And what's with ---wait. Did you really dive into a pile of bike horns?

jaaaaaacking | text!

[frogst]

hi um this is the jade in question!!!!!
he is not my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is my friend and i guess you could say he is like my trollfriend but that is not the same thing as a boyfriend at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hoping you'd threadjack xD | text!

[thecrowingtobe]

whoa
whoa
sorry! okay. i didnt figure him to be the type with a girl but only time i ever head anyone say chika...chica? is in reference of their girlfriend.
didnt mean no offence.

awwwww yis | also permatext woo

[frogst]

well ok
no offense taken then :P i guess maybe i used too many exclamation points
and he doesnt mean girlfriend when he says chica!!

.......

at least i dont think he does

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[quackery]

SOMETHING IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

why do you have all those horns!!

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[narcotizes]

[ after about ten minutes, he finally responds: ]

It'S a MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClE

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[quackery]

what is?

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[narcotizes]

I gOt SoPoR sLiMe ApPeArIfYiNg On My FaCe, SiS!!
hOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnK

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[drinkthebleach]

Dude, yer totally wasted. [He's grinning as he says this. Clearly Pickles approves.]

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[narcotizes]

[ his reply is delayed-- about twelve, fifteen minutes later, he responds, his mouth not dripping with slime, but covered in it, as if he just went ahead and ate a puddle. which he did.

his voice is mellow, and completely, utterly amazed. he can't even believe this miracle happened just now. mind ( or pan in this case )= blown. ]

Bro-- My pan is so motherfuckin' blown, I can't even think straight.

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[drinkthebleach]

[And he actually waits for the kid to respond, though he gets up at one point to piss and check the fridge. Then he stares at all that fucking slime, dude.]

What the hell are you on? It looks like dat stuff from de Exorcist. [Are you possessed by some kind of drug demon?]

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[narcotizes]

[ a pause, and he looks down-- then back up at the screen. ]

These are honk horns, my man.

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[marked_songbird]

[it takes her a while to decipher all of that, but she gets the gist of it]

I'd love to spend more time with you and Jade, Gamzee.

[she stops, tilts her head slightly to the side.]

...Say, Gamzee, what's that green liquid?

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[narcotizes]

[ his response is late, sorry oruha! ;w; ]

Green . . . [ he looks around himself first, before he stops, realizes, and licks his somewhat, slime colored lips. he then points with an incredibly relaxed smile. ]

This is motherfuckin' sopor slime, sis! [ he suddenly looks really happy all over again. this was a miracle. this was a miracle that for the moment topped all miracles. this was the vast miracle.

instant appearing slime. ]

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[marked_songbird]

Sopor slime? What's it for?

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[narcotizes]

Pie. [ at least that's what he uses it for. and pie comes to mind before sleep . . . he dips his hand into a small, forming puddle, and scoops some up. it's a small quantity, though some of it sluggishly slips through his fingers. ]

Oh-- And getting a lil' motherfuckin' shut eye. [ gross ]

Don't think I got enough to fill a tin, but fuck-- there's bound to be more to just . . . [ uhhh ] Happen. [ he's just. this is greatest moment of life. ]

Miracles are as real as you and me, sis. This is livin' proof.

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[atrumcanis]

[This is somehow hilarious and confusing and disgusting by turns, but hilarity wins out in the end.]

Oi, mate, you're drooling. Intensely. Is hiss liquid the same as that fay-go, or are they different, or are you even able to respond to me at this point.

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[narcotizes]

[ also a delayed response-- but better late than never! gamzee chuckles, wiping his mouth for any more magical instant appearing slime . . . only a few small smudges. but where does it go? from his fingers, to his mouth. slurp :o) ]

Hahah, bro-- What's up? [ he picks up a horn. said horn is getting looked into . . . but then he looks up. oh, he can respond! just a little less focused and uncoordinated and slower than he usually is-! not that his usual focus is too great to begin with, it's just worse when your brain is getting a fresh coat of rust. ]

Uhh . . . What's this about Faygo you're spittin', man? It's right up my ladder, I think I could fuckin' help with that. [ wait where'd his bottle go . . . ]

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[atrumcanis]

[He raises his eyebrows, but he's definitely still grinning. What even is going on here.]

It's a question, really. Are Fay-go and hiss liquid the same, or different? I only want to get my terms as clear as possible.

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[narcotizes]

[ . . . . ]

. . . Oh-- Yeah, fuck yeah. 'Cause, when you snap that bitchtitin' bottle cap and twist its neck like a shadowshiftin' laughsassin on the prowl, you get this . . . hiiisssssss, man. Who ever told it to up and hiss at you, I dunno. It's crazy.