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[atrumcanis]

[The video feed shows-- for those who know it-- the living room of the Super Secret Firehouse. It's empty for the moment, but one can hear muffled yips in the background. Jack's voice is first.]

Attention, Newcomers of Siren's Port! I think there's a goddman epidemic goin' on here! First Jinx, and now--

Stoppit, hold-- [It's a mutter at first,

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[Video] you guys made my day.

[dumbgayheart]

[Confusion face for a good minute.]

Why does you have the puppy in you shirt? Ams you punishingks it?

... Why woulds people gives you things for that?

[Video] happy to be of service!

[cowboy_newsie]

It's not a puppy, it's a baby-- and because that's what people do. They give pregnant people thin's.

[Video] <3

[dumbgayheart]

Buts... [Still confused as Hell especially since he doesn't read the news and therefore doesn't get the spoof.]

It's not? ... Huh. [He can... accept that?]

[Video]

[cowboy_newsie]

You all right there, mate?

[Video]

[drinkthebleach]

[Pickles had been watching this unfold over Toki's shoulder, and it's just too good to pass up. He's still chuckling by the time he picks up his NV and records a reply.]

Is it a boy or a girl?

[Video]

[cowboy_newsie]

We want it to be a surprise.

[Video]

[drinkthebleach]

Good idea. Don't even tell anyone. Den they hafta be creative with what dey give you instead of just sendin' blue and pink shit yer way.

[Video]

[cowboy_newsie]

[He laughs.]

Exactly! Or they'll just send money.

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[payback]

You two are ridiculous.

[cowboy_newsie]

You can be godmother.

[payback]

I am so honored, Jack.

[cowboy_newsie]

Well, we're friends.

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[cinematiques]

[The most scornful of gazes, but there just might be a glimmer of amusement in there somewhere.]

Imbeciles.

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[cowboy_newsie]

It's okay if you're jealous of our joy, Miss, we understand.

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[cinematiques]

That...isn't the term I would use.

WHY SO JEALOUS

[cowboy_newsie]

What is?

Audio.

[psyd_seward]

[He can't help but be amused by their tomfoolery.]

Congratulations. What breed of...dog-er, baby is he?

Audio.

[cowboy_newsie]

Gender, actually, and we don't know.

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[psyd_seward]

I'm sure you'll...Find out after the ah..

[What's the right word for this even?]

Birth?

Audio.

[cowboy_newsie]

You sound pretty uncertain for a doctor.