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[atrumcanis]

[The video feed shows-- for those who know it-- the living room of the Super Secret Firehouse. It's empty for the moment, but one can hear muffled yips in the background. Jack's voice is first.]

Attention, Newcomers of Siren's Port! I think there's a goddman epidemic goin' on here! First Jinx, and now--

Stoppit, hold-- [It's a mutter at first,

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[Video] you guys made my day.

[dumbgayheart]

[Confusion face for a good minute.]

Why does you have the puppy in you shirt? Ams you punishingks it?

... Why woulds people gives you things for that?

[Video] happy to be of service!

[cowboy_newsie]

It's not a puppy, it's a baby-- and because that's what people do. They give pregnant people thin's.

[Video] <3

[dumbgayheart]

Buts... [Still confused as Hell especially since he doesn't read the news and therefore doesn't get the spoof.]

It's not? ... Huh. [He can... accept that?]

[Video]

[cowboy_newsie]

You all right there, mate?

[Video]

[dumbgayheart]

Noes. [Catching on, now.]

... You's messins with me aren'ts you?

[Video]

[cowboy_newsie]

A bit, yeah. Sorry, mate.

[Video] B) HOORAY.

[atrumcanis]

Seriously, why would people give you things for having puppies down your shirt! What a ridiculous suggestion.

[Video] 8D

[dumbgayheart]

[Shrug and still quite confused.] I don'ts know, you's the one who saids it.

[Video]

[atrumcanis]

I said people would give money for babies. I said nothing of puppies.