[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I
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[Just to show how much he didn't like that comment, Szayel will just be digging his claws in your leg.]
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What? Kitty want a treat? All I got is scotch and biscotti and you ain't gettin' either.
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Sorry, I don't speak pussy.
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[...some time later, you might just hear the sound of the sink in the bathroom turning on.]
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[He gets up and heads toward the bathroom, stopping in the doorway.]
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[He promptly ignores him, testing to see if the water is warm enough, before turning off the faucet as best he could with his little paws. That accomplished, he slipped into the water, letting out a happy kitty purr.]
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I knew you were a mutant the moment I laid eyes on you, Bojay. Maybe I should just keep you for myself...
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