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Jun 23, 2011 11:24

[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I ( Read more... )

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[Action] omnomspecimens June 23 2011, 15:27:45 UTC
[Fugly? Who are you calling fugly? At least he doesn't look like a lowly Hollow that dipped his mask in tar!]

[Just to show how much he didn't like that comment, Szayel will just be digging his claws in your leg.]

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omnomspecimens June 23 2011, 20:12:19 UTC
[Out of all the people he's been with, he's betting you'll be the least surprised if/when he returns to his normal form. Szayel let out a meow, before hopping off the desk. Let's see... he saw a sink around here somewhere...]

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ebony_mask June 23 2011, 21:48:11 UTC
[He reclines back into the seat, watching the cat.]

What? Kitty want a treat? All I got is scotch and biscotti and you ain't gettin' either.

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omnomspecimens June 23 2011, 21:52:59 UTC
[Szayel glanced back at him, giving him a dull look. No you twit, you said bath. Now where the hell is that sink?]

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ebony_mask June 23 2011, 22:10:54 UTC
[He shrugs, turning his palms up.]

Sorry, I don't speak pussy.

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omnomspecimens June 23 2011, 22:11:57 UTC
[Szayel rolled his eyes and padded off. Fine, if he has to do this himself, he will.]

[...some time later, you might just hear the sound of the sink in the bathroom turning on.]

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ebony_mask June 24 2011, 01:40:57 UTC
The fuck...?

[He gets up and heads toward the bathroom, stopping in the doorway.]

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omnomspecimens June 24 2011, 13:07:44 UTC
[Szayel turned around on the lip of the sink, looking up at Black Mask. What, you said bath.]

[He promptly ignores him, testing to see if the water is warm enough, before turning off the faucet as best he could with his little paws. That accomplished, he slipped into the water, letting out a happy kitty purr.]

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ebony_mask June 25 2011, 02:02:38 UTC
[Maskie stares at Szayel!kitty in astonishment. After a moment, he speaks.]

I knew you were a mutant the moment I laid eyes on you, Bojay. Maybe I should just keep you for myself...

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omnomspecimens June 26 2011, 02:15:17 UTC
[He'll only agree to that if you start spilling stuff he can use against you in the future.]

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