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[inkyubeytor]

[What starts off on the feed is focused on the box of a McDonald's 'Happy Meal' on its side. From inside it there are two glowing red, unblinking eyes and an unchanging little mouth that seems to be smiling. A white tail seems to peek out atop the box from the other side, swishing back and forth. One white paw comes out and then the next before

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videoing this shit up bro.

[ferventknight]

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I see you're enjoying those.. as usual.

Aww year

[inkyubeytor]

Yes, I am.

need any more happy meals bro

[ferventknight]

Glad you enjoy them. [AFTER ALL THAT TROUBLE TO GET ONE THE OTHER NIGHT.]

Maybe they make you happy due to them being tasty.

Yeah. Five more should do it.

[inkyubeytor]

They're pleasant.

No. I can't comprehend happiness.

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[callherback]

Oh...! You're really cute! What are you?

Um, I've never heard of "happy meals", but I know people are happy after a meal!

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[inkyubeytor]

Thank you! [contractcontractcontrac-] My name is Kyubey. I'm a Messenger of Magic.

That tends to be the case, unless the food was bad.

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[callherback]

[you only think about one thing!!!onethingonethingonething] A Messenger of Magic? Wow! That's awesome! Oh um, I'm Yonah!

I don't think I've ever eaten anything I thought was bad, but I think I'd still like it.

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[inkyubeytor]

Really?

[dancing_pierrot]

It's just advertisement to encourage mindless consumerism. They're marketed as 'Happy Meals' to give people the impression that if they are to eat these foods, it will somehow contribute to their quality of life. Or that of their children.

It won't, of course. Not to mention that most of the food they sell there is not only vile but completely lacking in any sort of nutrition.

[inkyubeytor]

I see. So it's false advertising, in a sense.

Either way, it's satisfying to consume.

oh yeah [voice] on this end

[dancing_pierrot]

There are so many other better things that you could be eating.

[On the other hand, it seems to be some sort of talking cat. Who knew what they ate.]

[inkyubeytor]

What would you suggest?

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[steel_goddess]

[Oh. My. God. Samus isn't normally the type to squeal and freak out over cute critters, but the sight of Kyubey eating with his little plush paws is too much. She sputters to get an intelligent question out.]

Y-you, eat happiness?

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[inkyubeytor]

Well, it is called a 'Happy Meal'.

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[steel_goddess]

R-right. Wha...I mean w...[Okay Samus, you speak English. Get over the cute and spit it out already.] I'm Samus, who are you?

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[inkyubeytor]

My name is Kyubey!

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[sequincy]

I think they're too greasy to hold anything close to happiness.

[inkyubeytor]

Grease is a factor in regards to happiness?

[sequincy]

Yes!

[inkyubeytor]

But if grease were to make someone happy, then the name makes sense.