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[pushesupglasses]

To anyone who has recently arrived at Siren's Port, I am William T. Spears. I would like to inform all of you, and remind those who may have forgotten, that Mr. Tamaki Suou runs The Finding Things Agency.

If anyone has lost something of value to them, and needs assistance in locating it, you may contact me here. Upon calling, please be ready

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[icy_heavens]

[Said flatly, despite the inherent disbelief:] You have kittens.

[Yeah, guess who stays far, far away from Grell's network posts? Why, this young man right here!]

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[pushesupglasses]

Yes. Three of them. Though, only two need names.

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[icy_heavens]

I wouldn't have thought you the type to keep pets.

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[pushesupglasses]

It was not my decision. Grell Sutcliff brought them home. However, they are now my responsibility, so I plan on raising them correctly.

[voice]

[acemedium]

[AND HERE'S YOUR ASSISTANT MANAGER!]

Oooh, are you gonna be our secretary?

And, you should give your kittens really cool names!

[voice]

[pushesupglasses]

[ The secretary comment takes him back a bit, only because as a Death God, he is the manager of his division. Would now being a secretary be a demotion? Either way, he'll be the best damn secretary he can possibly be! ]

I assumed I would go out into the field, as well. However, if Mr. Tamaki Suou and yourself wish to place me in the secretarial position, I will certainly accept.

May I ask, what qualifies a name to be "cool", in your opinion?

[voice] I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE SOB

[acemedium]

[Maya has no idea if he's actually a secretary or not, but she's just being Maya]

It's up to you! It depends on your skills, too, I think. What are your skills?

Um, it's gotta be tough! And strikes fear into the hearts of the evil! Like... Shadow! Or something like that.

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[pushesupglasses]

I am a Death God. I am able to sense souls quite exceptionally well. Reading a client's soul could prove useful in deciphering where they may leave an object behind.

[ He raises an eyebrow at the name suggestion. ]

Honestly, the are just kittens. I don't believe many would fear them.

[ He can already think of one entirely evil being who is far from afraid of the animal. ]

Subdue, perhaps. But not strike fear.

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[brbomnomsouls]

Monty, Django, Bill, Roland, Phineas, Pinetop. Just off the top of my head.

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[pushesupglasses]

Bill is out of the question, as Sutcliff already named one of the kitten after myself. It is also too informal.

Roland sounds promising, however.

[ And the name Pinetop is just going to have him raise and eyebrow. ]

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[id_rather_party]

You and Grell are naming kittens? Of course you know what you have to do right?

[Points to himself.]

C'mon, its such a cute name for a kitten!

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[pushesupglasses]

It is certainly better than some other suggestions I've heard.

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[id_rather_party]

Really!?

[See his eyes light up!? ]

I hope its a little ginger tabby!

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[pushesupglasses]

Two of them, to be precise.

[ He pans the camera over to show two small orange kittens romping and playing along with another small, predominantly black one. ]

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[quackery]

What are the rest of 'em named?

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[pushesupglasses]

There is only one other, and Sutcliff name him "Little Will."

Though, I feel "William T. Spears Jr." is far more appropriate.

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[quackery]

I like Little Will!

Do you have any people back home you could name them after?

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[pushesupglasses]

Ronald Knox already suggested we name one after him. So, perhaps that.