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[intuitivelyapt]

[When the NV comes on, Sylar's lounging back in a chair, comfortable as can be. Because that's what he does. He adapts.

Or pretends to. While talking in a smarmy voice.]

So, you know. I've got this problem. I was minding my own business, having my little family reunion one minute, and the next? I'm here. I got my own apartment, which was nice,

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[askedtobe]

... Sylar?

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[intuitivelyapt]

Pete. How's kicks?

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[askedtobe]

Fine until you showed up.

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[intuitivelyapt]

Is that any way to treat your brother? I'm tearing up inside.

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[killswithapen]

If you think it's so logical to ask for the impossible, I hate to think of what your answer to '2 + 2' is. None of us would be here if there was a way home.

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[intuitivelyapt]

Maybe some of you have an affinity for beavers and maple syrup.

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[killswithapen]

I'm still not sure what a beaver even is--in any case, you aren't leaving.

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[intuitivelyapt]

You don't know what a beaver is?

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[madannoshashu]

Oh dear.

Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

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[intuitivelyapt]

Let's try "got up on the wrong bed."

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[madannoshashu]

You sure?

I hear the Newcomer Apartments have just the right touch of home.

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[intuitivelyapt]

Yeah, the SERO guys who directed me over seemed real home-like.

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[cagedbirdruns]

You?

What are you doing here!?

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[intuitivelyapt]

... Do I know you?

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[cagedbirdruns]

You stuck me to a wall.

[Beat]

But, I'm pretty sure I got off easy, considering what was in your file.

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[intuitivelyapt]

Oh, right! You're the Pinehearst girl. So, you read my file, huh? See anything you like? Bet it's pretty colorful.

[possiblycantdie]

Perhaps the means are less simple.

[intuitivelyapt]

Meaning?

[possiblycantdie]

There have been gaps in the arrival of individuals to here.

[intuitivelyapt]

So you think it's something systematic.