Text me the following:
First and last name
And Blackberry pin, if applicable.

I'm an asshole. I accidentally wiped out my phone.

I am a creature that is totally dependent upon love.

Is that good or bad?

My semester is OFFICIALLY over!
=D

This weekend was awesome ( Read more... )

Meat is the devil.

I think I got poisoned.
And I'm at work this morning.

I think Bonefish grill is conspiring against me.

Awesome.

I'm going to die today.

Post secret always makes me smile.

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I just might be the happiest girl in the world.

I'm writing a paper.
I'm watching SNL.
I have an uncontrollable craving for barbeque potato chips.

...I don't even like chips.

And well.
I'm not knocked up...cause uh, he's neutered.

So. One question:

WTF?

I dunno what's wrong with me lately ( Read more... )

Preston learned another new word today.

Cuntbucket!