no sex in the champagne room

[siren52684]

so i woke up this morning with an interesting voice. the loudest i could go was slightly above a gravelly whisper, and i referred to myself at work as "the seven year old chain smoker" for amusement's sake. the ACTUAL chain smokers that i work with were entertained

Comments

[demahdi]

There nothing wrong with waking up with a dead sex voice!

[siren52684]

lol, well, no. but i don't want to be talking to all my 30-somethings guys at work in my "do me now" voice! that's all kinds of awkward!

[lordshell]

And what's wrong with 30-something guys? (gives faux-icy stare)

[siren52684]

i don't want any of the ones i work with to want to do me as they are all married with kids and mostly older than 30.

[cypher]

Livejournal has a phone post..

Please..

use it!!

for the children..

Or call and leave me a voicemail
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LIVES DEPEND ON THIS!!!!

[likealion]

I 2nd the phone post suggestion. haha