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Apr 02, 2007 21:37

Ms. Granger, your essay yesterday was well written and well argued. Fifty points to Gryffindor ( Read more... )

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Poisons con't savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:38:59 UTC

Ms Davis - You wrote not only an adequate essay but a well researched one, 35 points to you ( ... )

sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 03:21:50 UTC

Fifty points from Slytherin for their head of house making sexual jokes. Fifty points to Ravenclaw for putting up with it.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:26:00 UTC

100 points from Gryffindor for having an alumni that's so repugnantly engaging in favortism.

Since when has arse kissing been sexual? Or perhaps Lupin has a dark little secret lurking in his closet.

sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 03:33:42 UTC

200 points from Slytherin for having an arsehole as a professor.

The only secret that was lurking in my closet was when I first started teaching. You decided to yell it to the school, so I hardly call it my secret.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:38:46 UTC

500 points from Gryffindor for having to put up with you.

500 points to every Slytherin for managing to do it without hexing you.

charming_sarah April 3 2007, 03:31:30 UTC

Professor, though I had not said the words "thank you," my gratitude was -- I thought -- overwhelmingly clear.

Shall I write an essay about it instead?

savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:32:27 UTC

100 points to Ravenclaw for being... true to your house.

charming_sarah April 3 2007, 03:35:42 UTC

Thank you, Professor.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:39:50 UTC

Mmm hmmm.

General sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 02:58:57 UTC

Ms. Davis, twenty points from Slytherin for being out of area after hours ( ... )

Private to Lupin sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 03:02:56 UTC

GIVE HIM FIVE HUNDRED POINTS FOR BEING MY BLOODY GODSON.

Private to Sirius sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 03:07:56 UTC

I'm thinking about it.

Private to Remus/Sirius sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 03:10:53 UTC

You know you want to. Do it. Do it. DO IT.

Private to Remus/Sirius sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 03:18:34 UTC

I just took four hundred point from all Slytherins, is that good enough?

Private to Remus/Sirius sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 03:23:56 UTC

YES! THAT'S BRILLIANT!

Re: General savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:09:43 UTC

Ms Weasley - 25 points for not learning how to gag your brothers.

Mr Weasley (Ronald) - 30 points for being a redheaded menace.

Mr Weasley (Fred) - 50 points for breathing in my general vicinity and possibly infecting the air with whatever germs you carry.

Mr Weasley (George) - 50 points for inspiring your brother to acts of stupidity that will leave the entire wizarding world traumatised with the knowledge that he snogged you.

Ms Davis - 50 points for being resistant to Weasley germs.

Mr Malfoy - 50 points for teaching Goyle how to spell his own name.

Ms Parkinson - 50 points for tolerating your potions partner.

Ms Granger - 45 points for being absolutely insufferable and for not keeping Potter and WEasley's nose buried in books along with your own.

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