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[sir_howlsalot]

Ms. Granger, your essay yesterday was well written and well argued. Fifty points to Gryffindor

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[savant_snape]

Ms Davis - You wrote not only an adequate essay but a well researched one, 35 points to you.

Ms Parkinson - Pink paper not withstanding... an adequate essay, 15 points.

Now for today's labs --

Ms Davis - Your potion turned the correct colour -- another 15 points.

Ms Parkinson - You shouldn't let your partner muck up your potion, even if he is a Gryffindor. However, 15 points for pinning the entire job on him.

Mr Malfoy - 15 points for ruining Potter's potion and 15 for completing your own while doing it.

Mr Bradley - 2 points.

Ms Capper - For not being hideously stupid, 5 points.

Ms Jones - Girl, where do you get this grease from? 15 points from Hufflepuff.

Ms Granger - Stop trying to fix Longbottom's potions and neglecting your own, 20 points from Gryffindor.

Mr Weasley (Ron) - I eagerly await the day you are out of my classrooms. 15 points from Gryffindor for not doing a bloody thing but sitting there like a lump.

Mr Potter - 30 points for utterly ruining your potion.

Mr Weasleys - 20 points from each ofo you for managing to make absolute cack which cannot even be cleaned out of the cauldron.

[charming_sarah]

You are...gracious, Sir.

[sir_howlsalot]

Twenty points to Ravenclaw for a calm answer.

[savant_snape]

20 Points each from Potter, Weasleys, and Granger for not replying at all.

[sir_howlsalot]

20 points to each of them named in your comment for putting up with your classes.

[savant_snape]

50 points from each of them for having a werewolf for a professor.

[sir_howlsalot]

100 points to each for being calm during your classes.

[savant_snape]

200 points from each for not being able to brew a potion without Granger giving them hints the entire way through.

[sir_howlsalot]

One thousand points for Hermione for actually knowing how to ignore your bloody arse.

[savant_snape]

2000 points from Ms Granger for ignoring me and another 1000 for not knowing when to shut up.

[sir_howlsalot]

Five thousand points to Gryffindor for having smarter students than Slytherin.

[charming_sarah]

Thank you, Professor.

[sir_howlsalot]

Twenty points for the thank you, Ms. Capper.

[savant_snape]

25 points from Ravenclaw for not thanking me.

[sir_howlsalot]

Twenty five points to Ravenclaw for not thanking you.

[savant_snape]

30 points from Ravenclaw for you kissing their arses.