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Okay, I'm a seasoned websurfer. I've seen, like, every site out there... at least twice... and then some, probably. As a result, I can quite confidently cast blanket generalizations like: most of the web is mindless crap!

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So, I found a quarter on the street today. When I asked around, nobody knew who it belonged to, so I posted signs around the neighbourhood.

Eventually a bum came to my door claiming it was his. So, I shot him.

The bullet cost 49 cents.

I felt bad for the bullet, so I kept the quarter.

...

True story.

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( fun with A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.! )

NEWSFLASH
MODEL'S BOOBS POSE FOR PHOTO-OP

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Are your teeth discoloured and yellow?

Would you rather they were shiny and yellow?

And encrusted with diamonds?

Diamonds that spin?

THEN, TRIPLE-X GOLD TEETH INC. MAY BE ABLE TO HELP YOU!

YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE

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|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
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THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR F*CKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SH*T!

If you are at all a fan of British humour and haven't yet experienced the unadulterated nerdy joy which is the following link, please do:
A Glib Summary of
A Brief History of Time
It's educational and fun!!!

Here's your daily dose of WTFOMFG:

A pregnant 13-year-old girl in Florida has been told she cannot have an abortion because she lacks the maturity to make such a decision.

This is real.

Right now, I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment I stepped into Bizarro-universe... it's hard to nail down, but I think it was right before the "dot-com boom".