I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...Better stock up on chapstick, because all that mistletoe being given out in those decorating kits and being strung up in the streets? Isn't really mistletoe. While visually identical, it's actually a sentient fungiform lifeform. All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle, and that'll be rubbing off on
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because dave's up for ear scritches
just
maybe not makeouts per se
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But I am okay with this.
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...okay, so Morrowind has nothing to do with Vonnie, I just wanted to say Outlander. :|
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Well then
No hilariously awkward shenanigans for you then
P.S.: How up are you for them journeying to the center of the earth to Asphodel to kill something huge for Rose.
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Well maybe I can keep a little bit around without burning it.
You know. For science.
P.S. Yes.
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Science
Kissing is a legit scientific field
anyone who says otherwise is a liar
P.S.: Yessssssss
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