Sacrosanct Quest Log: Desert Factory (Team Hotel)

[ascens]

who; Team Hotel (Darwin, Jaedri, Marian Hawke, Chell and Chell)
what; FETCH QUEST
where; somewhere in Garden Zone 9
when;
warnings; tbd

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THE RENDEZVOUS POINT

[halfquake]

Meet the team.

[halfquake]

Your name is CHELL [REDACTED].

You are a quiet young lady in possession of a gun that can fire intradimensional portals. You have a variety of interests, most of which are related to the aforementioned gun that can fire intradimensional portals. It just so happens that today is not your birthday, and even if it was, it's not like you would even know.

What will you do?

> Chell: Make a new life for yourself away from the trials and tribulations of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

You are trapped in an isolated high tech facility. The insane artificial intelligence keeping you here has been placed inside a potato. You will take its orders and listen to its advice. It is now stuck on one of the prongs of your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

...Good job there, buddy.

> Chell: Stop this second-person perspective nonsense immediately.

[What is she, some kind of Homestuck character? This tomfoolery does not become her

[rebuildscience]

[Chellbot arrived with her double and right now she's just waiting. Watching. Silently.]

[rebuildscience]

[I lied. She's actually looking through the gear, with an occasional wary glance at the Hypatiaspud.

This is so familiar, it's kind of disturbing.]

TRAVERSING THE DESERT

[halfquake]

Walk without rhythm.

[rebuildscience]

[Hey, does anyone hear buzzing?]

[halfquake]

[by George I think you're right]

[jadeblooded]

[Jaedri sniffs the air a couple times. She frowns, and brings up her Needle Rifle.]

I smell something. I don't think we're alone.

ABANDONED PURIFICATION FACTORY

[halfquake]

"Remember, Snake, this is a sneaking mission!"

THE FINALE

[halfquake]

Let's hit that Crescendo Event.