You are a quiet young lady in possession of a gun that can fire intradimensional portals. You have a variety of interests, most of which are related to the aforementioned gun that can fire intradimensional portals. It just so happens that today is not your birthday, and even if it was, it's not like you would even know.
What will you do?
> Chell: Make a new life for yourself away from the trials and tribulations of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
You are trapped in an isolated high tech facility. The insane artificial intelligence keeping you here has been placed inside a potato. You will take its orders and listen to its advice. It is now stuck on one of the prongs of your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
...Good job there, buddy.
> Chell: Stop this second-person perspective nonsense immediately.
[What is she, some kind of Homestuck character? This tomfoolery does not become her
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You are a quiet young lady in possession of a gun that can fire intradimensional portals. You have a variety of interests, most of which are related to the aforementioned gun that can fire intradimensional portals. It just so happens that today is not your birthday, and even if it was, it's not like you would even know.
What will you do?
> Chell: Make a new life for yourself away from the trials and tribulations of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
You are trapped in an isolated high tech facility. The insane artificial intelligence keeping you here has been placed inside a potato. You will take its orders and listen to its advice. It is now stuck on one of the prongs of your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
...Good job there, buddy.
> Chell: Stop this second-person perspective nonsense immediately.
[What is she, some kind of Homestuck character? This tomfoolery does not become her ( ... )
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This is so familiar, it's kind of disturbing.]
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I smell something. I don't think we're alone.
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