Who: EVERYBODY.
What: It's Bro Strider's birthday. He's having the most motherfucking awesome party ever (for some values of "awesome" and "party")
When: JULY THIRD, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT into July 4th
Where: Garden Zone 13, on the beach.
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We gonna party and have some fun )
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Is that a giant waterslide?
Yes. Yes it is. The miracles of the future and hard light holograms, folks.
Play around in the water, have a good time.
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Here Jack was, minding his own fucking business, when all this shit starts happening just a couple dunes down the beach. There's music, some kind of huge bonfire, a fucking holographic waterslide-- seriously, what the hell?
Grabbing his guns and a pocketful of ammo, he trudged his way over (setting off only a couple beartraps today) to find out what this was all about and who he had to shoot to make them fuck off.
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That is, until he saw Jack Noir coming.
Eh, well, he'd semi-invited the guy. Whatever. Play it cool. Give zero fucks.
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Fucking.
Bro.
Strider.
Jack promptly flips the fuck out.
"What the FUCK are you doing here?! Get your shit off my beach!"
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Next to the bar are bags of... ... yeah that's weed alright. and the proper implements for smoking it.
Around the area are waterproof beanbag chairs and lounge chairs along with tiny tables. ENJOY.
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This hasn't changed. Which is why he's currently in a staredown with one of the ones hanging upon the bar. It's clearly fake, it's clearly not about to leap out and start making hypnotic music, but this seems to pass completely over DK's head.
No, instead he is staring at it, eyes narrowed, a staring contest of Kong vs Tiki. And as soon as it blinks, he is going to punch it. Repeatedly. But first he has to establish his authority. His eyes are starting to hurt at this point, but he will not back down.
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Alex has long since given up trying to determine if she's awake or dreaming. In fact, she's not sure she cares anymore, because being awake has abruptly become interesting enough to bother with.
She observes the staring contest, then coughs, politely.
"Ah, are you... alright?"
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One hand flies up towards Alex, holding a finger up in a distinct, 'hold on' gesture. He is not done yet do not distract him.
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Also she is vaguely wondering if drinking alcohol is good for her system but hey. Hot dogs first, questions later.
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Words are for suckers. Who are not Striders.
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Looking out of the corner of her eye now. Is she doing this right?
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One tent says OH HELL NO in large angry letters. Presumably this is Bro's tent. You don't want to know what's in there (hint: puppets)
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