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Oh yeah, it's your birthday [OPEN]

Jul 03, 2011 14:52

Who: EVERYBODY.
What: It's Bro Strider's birthday. He's having the most motherfucking awesome party ever (for some values of "awesome" and "party")
When: JULY THIRD, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT into July 4th
Where: Garden Zone 13, on the beach.

( We gonna party and have some fun )

davesprite, gamzee makara | (au), john egbert, vriska serket, jade harley, camille | (oc), toothless, bro strider, donkey kong, astrid hofferson, jack noir | (au), gamzee makara, dave strider | (au), hiccup

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THE BEACH / WATERSLIDE puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 18:53:36 UTC

It's a beautiful July day; the water is sparkling, the surf down the beach is curling just right (and there's surfboards to boot!), and then there's that massive tide pool with the...

the...

Is that a giant waterslide?

Yes. Yes it is. The miracles of the future and hard light holograms, folks.

Play around in the water, have a good time.

keywords so very relevant sfx_balls July 3 2011, 19:11:59 UTC

Okay what the goddamn flying fuck was this?

Here Jack was, minding his own fucking business, when all this shit starts happening just a couple dunes down the beach. There's music, some kind of huge bonfire, a fucking holographic waterslide-- seriously, what the hell?

Grabbing his guns and a pocketful of ammo, he trudged his way over (setting off only a couple beartraps today) to find out what this was all about and who he had to shoot to make them fuck off.

LOL YES puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 19:28:00 UTC

Bro was so nicely almost not quite buzzed right now. He felt rather like Jack Sparrow must feel all the time, every day. At the moment, he is draped contentedly over an inflatable raft in the tide pool. Aw yeah.

That is, until he saw Jack Noir coming.

Eh, well, he'd semi-invited the guy. Whatever. Play it cool. Give zero fucks.

sfx_balls July 3 2011, 19:29:52 UTC

Oh, it's just Bro Strider.

Fucking.

Bro.

Strider.

Jack promptly flips the fuck out.

"What the FUCK are you doing here?! Get your shit off my beach!"

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THE BAR, THE BOOZE, AND THE ... OTHER SUBSTANCES puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 18:55:39 UTC

Oh my god this is the tackiest tiki bar you have ever seen. Bamboo? Check. Rattan roof? Check. Cheesy rainbow fish lights? Yep. The bar is open, and nobody's actually tending it. Behind said bar? Freaking CRATES of every libation imaginable. Do they have Ryncol? DO THEY EVER.

Next to the bar are bags of... ... yeah that's weed alright. and the proper implements for smoking it.

Around the area are waterproof beanbag chairs and lounge chairs along with tiny tables. ENJOY.

ape_in_a_tie July 4 2011, 00:15:05 UTC

As of one minute before he came upon this space station, Donkey Kong mentally declared all Tikikind his enemy.

This hasn't changed. Which is why he's currently in a staredown with one of the ones hanging upon the bar. It's clearly fake, it's clearly not about to leap out and start making hypnotic music, but this seems to pass completely over DK's head.

No, instead he is staring at it, eyes narrowed, a staring contest of Kong vs Tiki. And as soon as it blinks, he is going to punch it. Repeatedly. But first he has to establish his authority. His eyes are starting to hurt at this point, but he will not back down.

parasomnist July 4 2011, 18:23:16 UTC

There is a giant monkey staring at a tiki mask.

Alex has long since given up trying to determine if she's awake or dreaming. In fact, she's not sure she cares anymore, because being awake has abruptly become interesting enough to bother with.

She observes the staring contest, then coughs, politely.

"Ah, are you... alright?"

ape_in_a_tie July 10 2011, 20:20:15 UTC

"Hoo!"

One hand flies up towards Alex, holding a finger up in a distinct, 'hold on' gesture. He is not done yet do not distract him.

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THE BONFIRE AND THE BBQ puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 18:56:50 UTC

Nothing says MANLY PARTY like a giant pit full of flame. Aw yeah. There's benches and some packages of hot dogs and other meats for roasting, along with plates of condiments. There's other food, too.

memorymodus July 3 2011, 19:46:05 UTC

The MANLY PARTY has begun and one of its tiniest guests HASS THE FLAME just like her Grandpa. Really she's just wondering how you cook them without burning yourself. Do you stick the hot dogs on the sticks? What do you do?

Also she is vaguely wondering if drinking alcohol is good for her system but hey. Hot dogs first, questions later.

puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 21:32:00 UTC

Bro shuffles on over and decides to demonstrate, taking a few green peppers and a hot dog and shoving them onto a long metal skewer with a wood handle, then handing it over to Jade. For himself, he takes an apple and sits down on a bench.

Words are for suckers. Who are not Striders.

memorymodus July 3 2011, 22:42:32 UTC

Oh, so that's what the skewers were for! It all made sense now. She examines it carefully and then, assured that nothing would fall off, she sticks it over the fire carefully.

Looking out of the corner of her eye now. Is she doing this right?

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THE DANCE FLOOR [?] puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 18:59:37 UTC

Ok, this isn't so much a dance floor as an open spot of sand and a stage where somebody set up a sound system. It is currently blaring Bob Marley.

THE TENTS puppetfetishist July 3 2011, 19:01:13 UTC

Down the beach there are a bunch of tents. Maybe you're tired, maybe you want a little privacy, maybe you're too drunk to find your way home, or maybe you want a little private time with someone (or several someones...)

One tent says OH HELL NO in large angry letters. Presumably this is Bro's tent. You don't want to know what's in there (hint: puppets)