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DAMAGE IN SECTORS [(12, 143, 223, 567, 885, 923, 440, 938, 423, 687, 324, 4*9/8, ,1/*, æ:7, ░▒▓, ☺☺☺, 000)]
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START UP PROCEDURE REROUTE ACCEPTED.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE CHANGES? Ñ0
SYSTEM ONLINE:
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HAVE A NICE DAY. ☺

[There's a flurry of data on one of the open channels, just a long scrolling bar of text and commands that makes no coherent sense to anything. Lots of numbers and symbols signifying nothing.

After a few minutes, said open channel abruptly spazzes out, broadcasting static and a curious hologram of text gibberish. Eventually it rights itself and a female voice comes over the line. She sounds a little wooden, but there's just enough static that it could be her microphone.

At least, at first.]

Hello, [ SACROSANCT ], I hope you day so far has been a pleasant one. It is not a matter over which you should become concerned, but there may be a PERSON in an orange jumpsuit. If you see her, please subdue her or she will be late for the party I am throwing.

That would be a shame.

Would any of you like to come to THE PARTY?

There will be a delicious c-cake.