ahaha goddammit dude seriously i avoid you for three days and try to have a peaceable conversation like one that doesnt involve pointing out every dumbfuck thing that comes out of your mouth and here you are just taking my fucking olive branch here and shitting all over it like whoa what the fuck man i invite you into my house go grab us both some apple juice come back and youre just taking a dump on the carpet like just poppin a squat right on the fucking rug worst of both worlds old leathery gasoline scent mixed with not being housebroken shit whats the mileage even on this karkat do i need to get it spayed i said hey what the fuck is going on
the rug really tied the goddamn living room together and you shat all over it your defecation is marring my metaphorical den of peace
ahahahahahahaha fuck man ive been misreading this the entire fucking time you have no idea how relieved i am to hear this
seriously dude get over me already i mean yeah my grill is a pretty hot piece of real estate but play with fire you might burn yourself
note to karkat burn yourself is a human phrase here which means i dont really have to do anything i just sit back and let you be retarded most of the time
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YOU ARE STUPID.
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i avoid you for three days and try to have a peaceable conversation
like one that doesnt involve pointing out every dumbfuck thing that comes out of your mouth
and here you are
just taking my fucking olive branch here and shitting all over it
like whoa what the fuck man
i invite you into my house
go grab us both some apple juice
come back and youre just taking a dump on the carpet
like just poppin a squat right on the fucking rug
worst of both worlds
old leathery gasoline scent mixed with not being housebroken
shit whats the mileage even on this karkat
do i need to get it spayed
i said hey
what the fuck is going on
the rug really tied the goddamn living room together
and you shat all over it
your defecation is marring my metaphorical den of peace
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ahahahahahahaha fuck man
ive been misreading this the entire fucking time
you have no idea how relieved i am to hear this
seriously dude get over me already
i mean yeah my grill is a pretty hot piece of real estate
but play with fire
you might burn yourself
note to karkat
burn yourself is a human phrase here
which means i dont really have to do anything
i just sit back and let you be retarded most of the time
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