OH LOOK, IT'S A BRICK WALL OF BULLSHIT STRIDER TEXT. HMM, I BET IT'S CERTAINLY CHOCK FULL OF INTERESTING NOUGATS OF INFORMATION. DELICIOUSLY INTERESTING NOUGATS OF GRUBMEAL INFORMATION! HOLD ON, LET ME GET IN THE PROPER "READING STRIDER'S BULLSHIT" POSITION. FIRST, I STICK MY PRONGS UP MY SNORT BARRELS AND SCRATCH A LITTLE AT MY BRAIN SPONGE, JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S WORKING. MAYBE I CAN TEAR A LITTLE OUT, MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOUR GLORIOUS WORDS OF WISDOM AND GLORIOUSNESS. NEXT, I STAB MYSELF IN THE GUT AND DRAG OUT ALL THE VARIOUS PIECES OF MY ALIEN ANATOMY THAT DISABLE ME FROM UNDERSTANDING YOUR HUMAN WORDS. THAT BASICALLY MEANS I COMPLETELY EMPTY MY HUSK. COMPLETELY. AND THEN I FILL IT WITH BULLSHIT. I FIND A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT AND JUST STUFF IT INTO THE GAPING HOLE IN MY THORAX. I AM KEPT ALIVE BY BULLSHIT LONG ENOUGH FOR MY GLAZED OVER, DYING EYES TO GLANCE AT YOUR SHITTY RED FONT. ONLY ONCE I HAVE LITERALLY BECOME BULLSHIT ITSELF, I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING. I CAN SPEAK STRIDERESE.
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M ALL OUT OF BULLSHIT, AND, AS USUAL, YOUR SHITTY ANALOGIES ARE COMPLETELY LOST TO EVERYONE BUT YOU. NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST.
ahahahahahahaha fuck man ive been misreading this the entire fucking time you have no idea how relieved i am to hear this
seriously dude get over me already i mean yeah my grill is a pretty hot piece of real estate but play with fire you might burn yourself
note to karkat burn yourself is a human phrase here which means i dont really have to do anything i just sit back and let you be retarded most of the time
HMM, I BET IT'S CERTAINLY CHOCK FULL OF INTERESTING NOUGATS OF INFORMATION.
DELICIOUSLY INTERESTING NOUGATS OF GRUBMEAL INFORMATION!
HOLD ON, LET ME GET IN THE PROPER "READING STRIDER'S BULLSHIT" POSITION.
FIRST, I STICK MY PRONGS UP MY SNORT BARRELS AND SCRATCH A LITTLE AT MY BRAIN SPONGE, JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S WORKING.
MAYBE I CAN TEAR A LITTLE OUT, MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOUR GLORIOUS WORDS OF WISDOM AND GLORIOUSNESS.
NEXT, I STAB MYSELF IN THE GUT AND DRAG OUT ALL THE VARIOUS PIECES OF MY ALIEN ANATOMY THAT DISABLE ME FROM UNDERSTANDING YOUR HUMAN WORDS.
THAT BASICALLY MEANS I COMPLETELY EMPTY MY HUSK.
COMPLETELY.
AND THEN I FILL IT WITH BULLSHIT.
I FIND A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT AND JUST STUFF IT INTO THE GAPING HOLE IN MY THORAX.
I AM KEPT ALIVE BY BULLSHIT LONG ENOUGH FOR MY GLAZED OVER, DYING EYES TO GLANCE AT YOUR SHITTY RED FONT.
ONLY ONCE I HAVE LITERALLY BECOME BULLSHIT ITSELF, I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING.
I CAN SPEAK STRIDERESE.
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M ALL OUT OF BULLSHIT, AND, AS USUAL, YOUR SHITTY ANALOGIES ARE COMPLETELY LOST TO EVERYONE BUT YOU.
NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST.
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ahahahahahahaha fuck man
ive been misreading this the entire fucking time
you have no idea how relieved i am to hear this
seriously dude get over me already
i mean yeah my grill is a pretty hot piece of real estate
but play with fire
you might burn yourself
note to karkat
burn yourself is a human phrase here
which means i dont really have to do anything
i just sit back and let you be retarded most of the time
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