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Dec 23, 2011 02:43

NO MORE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.
NO MORE.

karkat vantas

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selfkismesis December 23 2011, 09:22:46 UTC
OH LOOK, IT'S A BRICK WALL OF BULLSHIT STRIDER TEXT.
HMM, I BET IT'S CERTAINLY CHOCK FULL OF INTERESTING NOUGATS OF INFORMATION.
DELICIOUSLY INTERESTING NOUGATS OF GRUBMEAL INFORMATION!
HOLD ON, LET ME GET IN THE PROPER "READING STRIDER'S BULLSHIT" POSITION.
FIRST, I STICK MY PRONGS UP MY SNORT BARRELS AND SCRATCH A LITTLE AT MY BRAIN SPONGE, JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S WORKING.
MAYBE I CAN TEAR A LITTLE OUT, MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOUR GLORIOUS WORDS OF WISDOM AND GLORIOUSNESS.
NEXT, I STAB MYSELF IN THE GUT AND DRAG OUT ALL THE VARIOUS PIECES OF MY ALIEN ANATOMY THAT DISABLE ME FROM UNDERSTANDING YOUR HUMAN WORDS.
THAT BASICALLY MEANS I COMPLETELY EMPTY MY HUSK.
COMPLETELY.
AND THEN I FILL IT WITH BULLSHIT.
I FIND A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT AND JUST STUFF IT INTO THE GAPING HOLE IN MY THORAX.
I AM KEPT ALIVE BY BULLSHIT LONG ENOUGH FOR MY GLAZED OVER, DYING EYES TO GLANCE AT YOUR SHITTY RED FONT.
ONLY ONCE I HAVE LITERALLY BECOME BULLSHIT ITSELF, I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING.
I CAN SPEAK STRIDERESE.

UNFORTUNATELY, I'M ALL OUT OF BULLSHIT, AND, AS USUAL, YOUR SHITTY ANALOGIES ARE COMPLETELY LOST TO EVERYONE BUT YOU.
NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST.

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timeturntable December 23 2011, 09:26:49 UTC
holy shit

ahahahahahahaha fuck man
ive been misreading this the entire fucking time
you have no idea how relieved i am to hear this

seriously dude get over me already
i mean yeah my grill is a pretty hot piece of real estate
but play with fire
you might burn yourself

note to karkat
burn yourself is a human phrase here
which means i dont really have to do anything
i just sit back and let you be retarded most of the time

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