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Dec 08, 2011 13:24

PREGNANCY.

IT IS A DANGEROUS ISSUE THAT WE ALL NEED TO BE AWARE OF.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY. )

karkat vantas

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hisoldgirl December 8 2011, 18:30:50 UTC
You have truly gone mad.

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 05:37:24 UTC
No humans have become impregnated whilst inside me.

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 05:38:03 UTC
HOW DO YOU KNOW
DID YOU CHECK

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 05:39:24 UTC
I keep track of all life signs within my confines. No infants were created.

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 05:41:54 UTC
YOU CAN'T TELL WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENS.
THEY'RE TINY.
ONLY CELLS.

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 05:44:10 UTC
Of course I can. The biological functions of the mother change with pregnancy.

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 05:45:40 UTC
USE BASIC LOGIC, DUMBSHIT.
IT'S A PARASITE.
A PARASITE'S GOAL IS TO GO UNNOTICED AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
DUH.

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 05:47:11 UTC
It does not work that way.

What sort of aberration are you to not know basic biology? [even she knows that! yeesh]

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 05:49:49 UTC
DON'T YOU FUCKING CALL ME SOME GODDAMN ABERRATION
THERE'S ONLY ONE SHITTY ABERRATION AND IT'S YOUR DISGUSTINGASS FACE
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING SPACE SHIP
WHO
DOESNT
KNOW
SHIT
ABOUT
ANYTHING
CONGRATS
STUPIDEST ENTITY IN THE ENTIRETY OF EVERY UNIVERSE EVER
IT'S YOU
NO, YOU DON'T GET A GODDAMN AWARD
YOU AWARD IS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE SIGNIFICANTLY LOWERS THE AVERAGE INTELLECT OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN SPACE STATION
OF THE UNIVERSE
IF THERE ARE SHITDEMONS ON THAT PLANET BELOW SACROSANCT THAT NO ONE REMEMBERS,
YOU CREATED THEM DUE TO HOW INFINITY STUPID YOU ARE
CONGRATS
FUCK YOU
DIE IN A MURDER

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 05:55:25 UTC
[that is eloquence above all, Karkat. she actually takes a minute to parse what he said because seriously, is there even a set tense? language? and then she laughs, but there's no humour in it at all]

You speak to me of knowing nothing? You who comes here and speaks to others on a subject of which you clearly have no knowledge? You refute scientific knowledge, dismiss first-hand accounts of credible information, and yet you claim my presence is somehow damaging to the intellectual capacity of this space station?

Most here cannot fathom even a fraction of what I know and you are amongst them. You exhibit naught but hollow words and an indescribably faulty logic the greater of which I have yet to see in centuries of exploring the cosmos.

Death is nothing I fear. [lies] It is something I have experienced. Death is not worth your time. I would you simply cease to exist. To be blotted from the time stream in its entirety so that the universe never knew you once drew breath to waste on meaningless drivel.

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 06:09:51 UTC
WELL, GUESS WHAT SPACEBITCH ( ... )

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 06:19:27 UTC
You will do all of that? Will you? Then you are a bigger fool than originally thought. You are nothing. You are a weak, bothersome creature of no note. You will never amount to anything if all you are capable of is bothering a superior being through words. Does it make you feel better to know that you are inferior in every conceivable way? That you are inconsequential in the scheme of the universe and that no one will remember you once you finally die? That you are a tiny, pointless creature, a mistake, a blot on all of time and space?

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 06:21:43 UTC
SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MASSIVE BITCHFIT YOU'RE THROWING.

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hisoldgirl December 11 2011, 06:26:08 UTC
How quaint.

Enjoy your silence, aberration, and the futility of your attempts to contact me.

[and bam! turns off her wearable]

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selfkismesis December 11 2011, 06:36:35 UTC
[ when she turns it back on, she will have 612 messages from karkat. all read variations of FUCK YOU. ]

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