:33 < oh my god karkat :33 < does it really claw its way out of their innards? thats so horrible! why are they saying our way of making grubs is weird when theyve got this? :33 < does it eat the corpse after too?
:33 < oh nooooo :33 < those are always the most diffurcult things to hunt because they start out so much better fed than you DD: :33 < how are you we going to efuryone? i dont want our furiends to get eaten because they made a mistake
Karkat, Alejandro's post was months ago. If the pregancy was that far along, he'd have had the baby by now. I think he was just trying to harass Agent Washington.
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DID YOU READ ANYTHING I FUCKING TYPED? IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO SHOW UP. THE GRUBBABBY IS STILL INSIDE HIM, FEASTING AWAY AT HIS INNARDS, PROBABLY GNAWING ON HIS STRANGE HUMAN BLOODPUMP. HE IS DYING RIGHT NOW INFECTING OTHERS THIS IS NOT A CASE OF HARASSMENT.
At the very least, I can tell you for absolute sure that you can't get pregnant from kissing.
And only girls can get pregnant. ...Fuck, okay, look, the only way to get pregnant is if a guy and a girl have sex, and the guy orgasms inside of the girl. When he orgasms, there is... fluid that shoots out, up inside the girl, and it's got this thing called sperm in it. If it's the right time of month for the girl, then she might get pregnant.
Okay?
Kissing has no sperm, so no one can get pregnant from kissing.
EMPIRICALLY FALSE. HUMAN SEX SHIT IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET PREGNANT. THE MOST OBVIOUS WAY. BUT YOU ASSHOLES TRADE GENETIC MATERIAL THROUGH YOUR SLOBBER, RIGHT? BAM. PREGNANCY. AS FOR ONLY GIRLS? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. WHY WOULD HAVE A SPECIES BE COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO A DISEASE?
...I'm going to have to do a little research and teach you about human anatomy. It's not a DISEASE. It's how we reproduce. Fucking tits on a whore, I'm going to have to give the whole group of you sex ed, aren't I?
Give me a couple, okay? I'll put together a post with pictures and stuff and any human scientists on the station will be able to back me up. Okay? Just... try not to freak anyone else out.
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YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.
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:33 < does it really claw its way out of their innards? thats so horrible! why are they saying our way of making grubs is weird when theyve got this?
:33 < does it eat the corpse after too?
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YES IT DOES EAT THE CORPSE.
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:33 < those are always the most diffurcult things to hunt because they start out so much better fed than you DD:
:33 < how are you we going to efuryone? i dont want our furiends to get eaten because they made a mistake
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IT'S A DIFFICULT JOURNEY, AND THE HUMANS, WHO HAVE THE MOST EXPERIENCE WITH THIS BULLSHIT, ARE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.
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Karkat. Will you please stop scaring people? No one is pregnant.
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Karkat, Alejandro's post was months ago. If the pregancy was that far along, he'd have had the baby by now. I think he was just trying to harass Agent Washington.
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IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO SHOW UP.
THE GRUBBABBY IS STILL INSIDE HIM, FEASTING AWAY AT HIS INNARDS, PROBABLY GNAWING ON HIS STRANGE HUMAN BLOODPUMP.
HE IS DYING RIGHT NOW
INFECTING OTHERS
THIS IS NOT A CASE OF HARASSMENT.
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Where did you even get that?
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THE FUCKING HEGEMON OF RESEARCH.
MY KNOWLEDGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
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Nearly that often.
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At the very least, I can tell you for absolute sure that you can't get pregnant from kissing.
And only girls can get pregnant. ...Fuck, okay, look, the only way to get pregnant is if a guy and a girl have sex, and the guy orgasms inside of the girl. When he orgasms, there is... fluid that shoots out, up inside the girl, and it's got this thing called sperm in it. If it's the right time of month for the girl, then she might get pregnant.
Okay?
Kissing has no sperm, so no one can get pregnant from kissing.
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HUMAN SEX SHIT IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET PREGNANT.
THE MOST OBVIOUS WAY.
BUT YOU ASSHOLES TRADE GENETIC MATERIAL THROUGH YOUR SLOBBER, RIGHT?
BAM.
PREGNANCY.
AS FOR ONLY GIRLS?
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
WHY WOULD HAVE A SPECIES BE COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO A DISEASE?
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It's not a DISEASE. It's how we reproduce.
Fucking tits on a whore, I'm going to have to give the whole group of you sex ed, aren't I?
Give me a couple, okay? I'll put together a post with pictures and stuff and any human scientists on the station will be able to back me up. Okay? Just... try not to freak anyone else out.
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I ALREADY DID MY OWN.
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