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[selfkismesis]

PREGNANCY.

IT IS A DANGEROUS ISSUE THAT WE ALL NEED TO BE AWARE OF.

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[notthatbuffy]

[ facepalm ] N-no, Karkat...

At the very least, I can tell you for absolute sure that you can't get pregnant from kissing.

And only girls can get pregnant. ...Fuck, okay, look, the only way to get pregnant is if a guy and a girl have sex, and the guy orgasms inside of the girl. When he orgasms, there is... fluid that shoots out, up inside the girl, and it's got this thing called sperm in it. If it's the right time of month for the girl, then she might get pregnant.

Okay?

Kissing has no sperm, so no one can get pregnant from kissing.

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[selfkismesis]

EMPIRICALLY FALSE.
HUMAN SEX SHIT IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET PREGNANT.
THE MOST OBVIOUS WAY.
BUT YOU ASSHOLES TRADE GENETIC MATERIAL THROUGH YOUR SLOBBER, RIGHT?
BAM.
PREGNANCY.
AS FOR ONLY GIRLS?
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
WHY WOULD HAVE A SPECIES BE COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO A DISEASE?

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[notthatbuffy]

...I'm going to have to do a little research and teach you about human anatomy.
It's not a DISEASE. It's how we reproduce.
Fucking tits on a whore, I'm going to have to give the whole group of you sex ed, aren't I?

Give me a couple, okay? I'll put together a post with pictures and stuff and any human scientists on the station will be able to back me up. Okay? Just... try not to freak anyone else out.

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[selfkismesis]

NO, FUCK YOUR RESEARCH.
I ALREADY DID MY OWN.

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[notthatbuffy]

Watching romcoms is not RESEARCH, Karkat!
:P
Fuck yourself, I'm doing it so at least the REST of your friends don't panic.

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[selfkismesis]

IT PROVIDES AN ACCURATE VIEW OF HUMAN CULTURE.
ROMCOMS DO.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, WOMAN.

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[notthatbuffy]

Not that accurate, if you think you can get pregnant by kissing!
Ok, question - have you ever seen a romcom where the boy gets pregnant instead of the girl? Hmm?

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[selfkismesis]

YEAH
I THINK SO
I MEAN

FUCK
OK I HAVE TROUBLE TELLING THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN HUMAN BOYS AND GIRLS
YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME

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[featheryasshole]

this
explains
everything

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[selfkismesis]

STRIDERS GET OUT

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[notthatbuffy]

[ facepalm ]

Girls are the ones with boobs.
You DO know what boobs are, right?

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[selfkismesis]

YES.
JUST.
SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T SEE THEM.
AND IF YOU STARE AT SOMEONE'S CHEST LONG ENOUGH LOOKING FOR THEM, THEY'RE GOING TO NOTICE.

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[notthatbuffy]

Ok, that's a legitimate point
But characters in movies can't see that you're staring at their chests!

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[selfkismesis]

THAT IS STILL REALLY AWKWARD.

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[notthatbuffy]

You could always ask me.
No judgements, I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference if I were a troll, either.

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[selfkismesis]

NO.