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sfx_balls in singularity_rpg

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Oct 01, 2011 21:54

okay so just out of curiosity has anyone seen my eye
it looks kinda like this

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jack noir (au)

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PRIVATE // ENCRYPTED 100% // VOICE machine_god October 2 2011, 02:01:06 UTC

[SOMEBODY'S last memory is of going to see AM, who had promised to give her back her proper body and then they were gonna KILL ALL THE HUMANS
as she surmised from the posts she was betrayed

SHE MAD

and kind of hiding because ha ha better let the assholes on the station think she's dead forever]

I have not. Seen it. Howeverrrrr...

It would be. Trivial. For me to c-c-construct you a new one. Or p-perhaps a... superior one.

PRIVATE // ENCRYPTED 100% // VOICE sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:16:47 UTC

[oh

well

SURE DIDN'T SEE THIS REPLY COMING HAHAHA

okay so maybe he pauses for a minute before replying, because besides the whole "psychobitch AI hivemind" part she actually did give him some damn good upgrades last time. Except, y'know, the psychobitch AI hivemind part totally happened.]

Are you fucking serious? Do you think I'm retarded?

No, you goddamn psycho, last time I let you fuck around with my robotics I ended up in a fucking hivemind with Dave Strider! You can keep your bullshit to yourself, my eye works just fucking fine how it is.

[and now he's going to go read all these other replies and realize how fucked he is
whoops]

PRIVATE // ENCRYPTED 100% // VOICE machine_god October 2 2011, 02:19:08 UTC

Fine. I wisssshhhhh you. Luck. Then. In finding it. Intact.

PRIVATE // ENCRYPTED 100% // VOICE sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:34:17 UTC

[OKAY SO... A COUPLE HOURS LATER ONCE HE HAS HIS SHITTY BROKEN USELESS EYE BACK]

Alright, hypothetical situation here-- let's say I took you up on your little offer. What's in it for you?

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[video] legislacerator October 2 2011, 02:03:38 UTC

[Terezi says something loudly to the camera, but the words are muffled. Mostly by the huge golf ball like object she's got lodged in her mouth.

She spits it out, very quickly waves it in front of the camera, and asks:] You mean this? [before quickly returning it to her mouth.]

[video] sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:18:37 UTC

[OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]

What the fuck are you doing, I just said it's fucking delicate!!

[video] legislacerator October 2 2011, 02:21:12 UTC

[She grins at the camera -- my, aren't those teeth rather sharp looking? -- and says something rather unintelligible, shrugging as though in apology.

The entire effect, as one might guess, is completely insincere.]

[video] sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:26:38 UTC

[he is pretty much flipping the fuck out over here, that bitch has his eye

she is getting her gross trollspit ON HIS EYE]

FUCK-- I NEED THAT TO SEE, SPIT THAT OUT! You fucking sicko! I WILL SHOOT YOU THROUGH THE GODDAMN SKULL IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY EYE RIGHT NOW!

[MAGICALLY. THROUGH THE INTERNET.

he's getting out his gun anyway]

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 02:09:40 UTC

How did you manage to lose something like that in the first place?

AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:21:05 UTC

It's a long story that I'm not going to explain, ever. Don't ask.

So have you seen it or not?

AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 02:28:59 UTC

Mm, hard to say. Your description is rather vague, and your illustration... isn't particularly helpful.

I don't suppose there's anything about it that would make it stand out?

AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:05:02 UTC

It's round, white, has wires sticking out of it and fits in my fucking face. That's pretty much it.

And fuck you, my drawing is fine!

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[ Video ] rustigedraak October 2 2011, 02:11:48 UTC

[ So many text posts! But Ladon sees the illustration and pauses to have his wearable read the message to him. It's been a while since he found the thing but...

He digs through his desk, locates it, then holds the eye up for the video feed. It's considerably damaged-- likely due to both beach life and Ladon deciding to tinker with it to see what it did. ]

Guessin' this is it, yeah?

[ Video ] sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:48:42 UTC

[...Oh, hey, this time it's not made of candy!

Except it's still broken to shit.

Fuck.]

...It sure looks like it. fuck fuck fuckkkkk] Y'know what, you can just keep it. Doubt it'll be any fucking use now.

How the hell am I going to get a new eye?

[ Video ] rustigedraak October 2 2011, 02:53:56 UTC

Sorry. Pretty sure a bird had it 'fore I did. Maybe a crab 'fore that. [ He inspects the eye. ] You sure? Don't really got a use for it. Got some wise guys on this station, yeah? Maybe one'll be able t'repair it.

[ Video ] sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:18:33 UTC

Yeah. Right. Someone can probably fix it, or something. [even if he is already thinking about incredibly stupid and risky ideas, hmm]

Hell, maybe it's still covered under the warranty. So where are you, anyway?

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[video] notjelly October 2 2011, 02:19:15 UTC

Powers above, it's been awhile since I've seen your ugly mug!

[video] sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:39:31 UTC

[say hello to jack's gross empty eyesocket]

Feeling less freakish than usual today, shifterbitch?

[he means that in a friendly way, really. kind of.]

[video] notjelly October 2 2011, 02:55:59 UTC

No, but keep in mind, you can only see my head right now.

So how'd you lose something that's attached to you?

[video] sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:27:48 UTC

Ugh, nevermind then. [shudders, he doesn't hate you anymore but that shit still creeps him out sob]

Like I told the last guy, don't ask. I just did, alright? I don't have to explain this shit to you. Anyway, someone already found it, so there's nothing to talk about unless you know anything about fixing robotic eyes.

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