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Oct 01, 2011 21:54

okay so just out of curiosity has anyone seen my eye
it looks kinda like this

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jack noir (au)

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 02:09:40 UTC
How did you manage to lose something like that in the first place?

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AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 02:21:05 UTC
It's a long story that I'm not going to explain, ever. Don't ask.

So have you seen it or not?

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 02:28:59 UTC
Mm, hard to say. Your description is rather vague, and your illustration... isn't particularly helpful.

I don't suppose there's anything about it that would make it stand out?

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AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:05:02 UTC
It's round, white, has wires sticking out of it and fits in my fucking face. That's pretty much it.

And fuck you, my drawing is fine!

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 03:10:42 UTC
So pretty much like every robotic eye rolling around out there. Why not just get a new one?

Really? Last I checked, eyes were usually round.

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AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:14:02 UTC
I liked that eye. Anyway I'd probably have to pay for a new one or something, fuck that.

So maybe my hands was a little unsteady-- I labelled it round, asshole!

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 03:15:57 UTC
Short on cash? You could always just take one from someone else.

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AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:22:26 UTC
...Look, pal, I like free stuff as much as anyone, but unless you know someone with a fake right eye that conveniently fits the same connector as mine and isn't going to explode in my face the second I try to put it in, I'm kinda doubting this plan.

So. Do you know anyone like that?

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 03:27:26 UTC
There are plenty of synthetics wandering the station. It wouldn't take much to find one, pluck out an eye, and modify it to suit your needs. I'd even be willing to help.

...Or you can take the boring route and rob one of the station facilities. I wouldn't put it past them to keep a few spare parts laying around.

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AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 03:40:44 UTC
"Willing to help," huh?

Depends on what you're charging.

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AUDIO scratchback October 2 2011, 03:48:42 UTC
Consider it a favor, done out of the goodness of my heart.

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AUDIO sfx_balls October 2 2011, 05:03:03 UTC
Well sorry if it sounds like I'm doubting your selfless motives, but I'm gonna have to pass on that offer. It's nothing personal, I've just got a whiny robot-hating brat to deal with and I'd rather not listen to his bitching the rest of my fucking life.

But thanks for the suggestions.

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AUDIO scratchback October 4 2011, 15:41:29 UTC
Oh? Would he have a problem with you taking their parts?

[ A bored sigh. ]

Either way, it's your choice. The offer's still there, if you change your mind.

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