[video] Tenth Morph

[notjelly]

[Well, today Camille isn't looking hideous or unnerving. Today she just looks like an adorable fennec fox. Albeit a fennec fox with eye-raping neon coloring.]

Hmmmm, is there something going on that I should know about? Things are seeming tense. Again. Lots of crazy robots and suchall on the network again! It's really becoming a theme, isn't it

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[video]

[notyourutopian]

[It's been several weeks since Eleanor did anything other than look at her wearable, really, skimming the occasional network post and then not answering. But part of her did feel bad for just...vanishing...after the Black Rock insanity. And Camille...well, she was a friend, right?]

[Not that Eleanor thought she should use that word. Every time she did people vanished. Friends and family a like. But part of her was actually a little lonely...]

[So the feed finally flicked on to show a wall of leaves, as the wearable was hanging from a tree, and Eleanor seated on a rock on the ground in a simple white dress, absently cutting a fruit she had found with a small knife. She looked rather disheveled, clothing torn in a couple places, her hair a mess, a few blotches of dirt on her face and arms. She managed a weak smile at the screen.]

...Hey Camille.

[video]

[notjelly]

Young lady where have you been.

[video]

[notyourutopian]

...just...here?

[She shrinks back a little.]

[video]

[notjelly]

You completely vanished! What happened to cooking lessons? I was starting to think you'd disappeared and gone home! I was worried!

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, I'd be okay with lots and lots of beer.

[video]

[notjelly]

You kids and your alcohol!

Oh, Tangerines! How's the egg?

[video => text]

[featheryasshole]

[There is a long, long pause.]

It. It, uh.

[Okay haha switching the video off for no reason at all]

its gone

[text]

[notjelly]

oh hon :-(
i'm sorry
how are you doing?

text;

[manipul8trix]

W8.
So it is kind of like a week-long spaceprom, 8ut with more things 8eing set on fire?
Sounds pretty sweet!
I am totally in.
I will give you ALL THE HELP, Camille.
I will help you so hard that my generosity glands will 8ecome irrit8ted and enflamed 8eyond the realms of all possi8ility, and then they will 8URST.
And it will 8e totally worth it!

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[notjelly]

yes i suppose that's pretty much what it is!
i'd be glad to have your help vriska!
i get the sense that you'll be good at carving horrific faces into gourds
:-D

text;

[manipul8trix]

Well, duh!
Can't 8eat me in a face-carving-off.
I am simply the 8est there is!
The faces will 8e so un8elieva8ly horrific that small wigglers will flee the scene, weeping as they scream for their respective lusii to come and save them from the horrors that I will unleash.
Grown men will fall to their knees as their minds completely 8r8k apart under the strain of comprehending the horrorterrorcraftian visages of your gourds!
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. 8888)

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[notjelly]

excellent!
we need talent like yours!
in that case, i'll put you in charge of gourd carving :-D

[ Audio ]

[rustigedraak]

[ Going to ignore that whole "sex" thing. ] Been busy with somethin', but if you need t'get your hands on the giggle water, lemme know. Been stockin' up.

[ Audio ]

[notjelly]

I figured you would be! I might put you in charge of providing the alcohol, then.

What have you been busy with? Making your bar?

[ Audio ]

[rustigedraak]

Might haveta hit up some of the other bars, roll a few barrels outta the stock rooms.

Somethin' like that. [ More like keeping an eye on Jin but whatever. ]

[ Audio ]

[notjelly]

We'll need a looooot of barrels, I can tell you!

Ah, well, don't overwork yourself!

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[bluekocytes]

...Gourds?

[video]

[notjelly]

Gourds! Pumpkins, squash, winter melons and suchall.