Sep 07, 2011 23:53
[Davesprite's voice is much more quiet and subdued than normally.]
I need someone who's good with tracking wearables and shit.
I keep trying to find Bro and it says he's gone, but I'm not so great with this stuff, so. If anyone who is could confirm whether he's still here or not, that'd be great.
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That'd explain why he. Didn't flip every single shit about your. Situation, huh.
Want me to come over?
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Well, we'll have to talk about it. But I think-
[He's interrupted by another loud CRASH from Pink's room.]
Jesus, is he breaking plates in there?
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...Jegus fuck. Want me to check on him?
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Or sit on your egg while you check on him?
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Probably best if you don't. I doubt you could do anything to calm him down.
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And, uh. It's not that I don't trust you, but. You don't have the whole bird instinct thing going and really I don't want anyone else touching my egg.
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Okay. But if he starts tearing shit up I can just manipul8 him to sleep or something! I know it'd just be a temporary measure, but. Yeah.
...And it's just sitting on an egg, Dave. How wrong could I get it? Are you implying that my ass isn't warm enough?
[ACTUALLY SLIGHTLY OFFENDED BY THIS]
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...Yeah, okay. But only if it's necessary. He'd be even more pissed after that.
No, I'm sure your ass is totally hot, Vriska. It's just. Eggs are fragile. You might sit too hard by accident.
[Her ass is so bony it would poke a hole in the egg.]
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Did you just say I was too fat to sit on your egg?
[Tread carefully, dude]
[I mean float carefully]
[shut up]
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No.
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[You are SO LUCKY you don't have a brain Vriska can read, dude. 8|]
Well. My offer stands! If you need to get some air or something. I will just. Hold the egg for you. In my lap. Like an egghug. I'm good at hugging, right?
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