Sep 07, 2011 23:53
[Davesprite's voice is much more quiet and subdued than normally.]
I need someone who's good with tracking wearables and shit.
I keep trying to find Bro and it says he's gone, but I'm not so great with this stuff, so. If anyone who is could confirm whether he's still here or not, that'd be great.
davesprite
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That'd explain why he. Didn't flip every single shit about your. Situation, huh.
Want me to come over?
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If you want to break something, I can give you an oracle or eight.
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[She holds out an 8-ball.]
I'll even clean up the broken bits when you're done. One-time-only offer!
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[Not taking the ball.]
Not really my thing.
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[This is where Davesprite would get shoved if he wasn't sitting on Vriska Junior the egg. As it is, he gets a light pap on the arm.]
You asked me to come over for a reason, dopedouche! Pretty sure you could stare at the walls all by yourself. Duh.
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Then what am I supposed to do?
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[HUG TIME. This pretty much goes without saying.]
But until he does, you don't have to do the cooldouchey pokerfacey hurr-bluh-what-am-emotions thing with me. Moron.
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carefully, of course
because egg]
Why did he have to go now?
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That and I'll like. Be here for you and stuff. All that supportive shit. Plus the punching.
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Yeah, I'm sure they'll be so scared of your punchings they'll never pull shit like this again.
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[Tiny squeeze.]
...It'll be okay. Trust me! At least this way you don't have to worry about him trying to give your egg one of his weird puppets. Right?
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Actually, I should probably move out when the egg hatches. This isn't really the right place for raising a little kid.
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[True - according to Vriska's views on parenting, Striderhaus could do with a more spiderwebs and murders and journalporn. BUT HUMANS ARE WEIRD, JEGUS]
Hey. You could stay with me and John! Like. We've pretty much comandeered the entire apartment block at our new place, so. You and Harley and Vriska Junior could move into one of the empty ones!
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