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sniperbitch in singularity_rpg

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Aug 22, 2011 15:19

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[video || 30% encrypted] selfgovernance August 22 2011, 20:22:46 UTC

Why on Earth do you want his location?

[The question is light, almost jovial. As if you don't sound like you want to hunt Kurt down or anything ridiculously hostile like that.]

[video || 30% encrypted] sniperbitch August 22 2011, 20:28:48 UTC

[ oh it's creepy robot's creepy twin

terse, ]

So I can find him, obviously.

[video || 30% encrypted] selfgovernance August 22 2011, 20:33:09 UTC

Assumedly you've a purpose in wanting to find him?

[He helped you get a little girl down from a tree how is that creepy DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU ANY MANNERS AT ALL.]

[video || 30% encrypted] sniperbitch August 22 2011, 20:38:13 UTC

Yep.

[ That's all you get, bro. YOU'RE CREEPY BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A ROBOT and also your smile makes him feel funny :| ]

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audio; bluegoofball August 22 2011, 20:27:11 UTC

[...Oh, this guy. Kurt doesn't think to encrypt this, but he at least has the sense to send audio only.]

Or you could just ask like a normal person.

audio; sniperbitch August 22 2011, 20:33:48 UTC

[ HRRRRRRRR TINY YAPPYDOG SNARL ]

Like I could trust anything you'd tell me.

audio; bluegoofball August 22 2011, 20:36:06 UTC

Come on! I told you the truth before, when you asked!

audio; sniperbitch August 22 2011, 20:39:45 UTC

And you could've been lying then, too!

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Video theniputitback August 22 2011, 20:34:11 UTC

You're leaving?

Video sniperbitch August 22 2011, 20:48:56 UTC

[ :C Oh Parker honey. NOW HE FEELS BAD FOREVER. ]

J-just moving bases, I guess. I'm not disappearing entirely.

Video theniputitback August 22 2011, 20:53:39 UTC

Oh.

[EVERYONE ALWAYS LEAVES HER.]

Why are you going back?

Video sniperbitch August 22 2011, 23:05:13 UTC

Noble lost their sniper. I gotta fill in the gap.

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Audio; has_a_hardline August 22 2011, 20:47:44 UTC

I FUCKING CALLED IT!

ONE OF YOU FUCKERS OWES ME MONEY!

Audio; sniperbitch August 22 2011, 23:06:52 UTC

Wha--were you fucking taking bets on this?!

Audio; has_a_hardline August 24 2011, 02:21:16 UTC

Dude. I tried to sell you on the network. How is this a surprising turn of events?

Audio; sniperbitch August 24 2011, 05:00:45 UTC

[ SPOT ON CHURCH IMPRESSION, GO ]

Goddammit, Tucker.

Okay but if anyone actually pays you? I deserve half.

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cousinisdeeeead August 22 2011, 21:24:29 UTC

Kurt? Yeah, I hear he's like. King of Germany, has about fifty wives or some shit. His toilet's made outta gold, and he uses one hundred dollar bills as toilet paper.

You know I'm right.

sniperbitch August 22 2011, 23:08:04 UTC

...Germany doesn't have a king. I am 90% sure Germany does not have a king.

cousinisdeeeead August 22 2011, 23:08:48 UTC

Your 10% dubiousness confirms I'm right.

sniperbitch August 22 2011, 23:22:24 UTC

That doesn't even make sense. Who the fuck are you, anyway?

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