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[sniperbitch]

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[bluegoofball]

[...Oh, this guy. Kurt doesn't think to encrypt this, but he at least has the sense to send audio only.]

Or you could just ask like a normal person.

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[sniperbitch]

[ HRRRRRRRR TINY YAPPYDOG SNARL ]

Like I could trust anything you'd tell me.

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[bluegoofball]

Come on! I told you the truth before, when you asked!

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[sniperbitch]

And you could've been lying then, too!

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[bluegoofball]

Look, I am not the one who accused myself of being a cartoon character.

Maybe you should have your head checked instead of trying to sneak up to my house.

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[sniperbitch]

[ oops trigger ]

I am not crazy.

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[bluegoofball]

You called me a ninja turtle.

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[sniperbitch]

That doesn't mean I'm crazy! Jesus christ, you were the one calling yourself a freaking mutant and talking about you fight invincible dudes who name themselves after fucking assault carriers.

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[bluegoofball]

Yes? And you are the one who would not believe me until I showed you!

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[sniperbitch]

Yeah, well, you're the one pretending to be something you're not!

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[bluegoofball]

I am still a teenager! I just look different from you.

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[sniperbitch]

Save it. I don't trust anything with fur. For all I know you're a goddamn Covenant spy.

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[bluegoofball]

I am not a spy. And I do not know who the Covenant is.

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[sniperbitch]

That's exactly what a spy would say!

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[bluegoofball]

You would say that about anything I said, so it doesn't count.

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[sniperbitch]

It does too count, goddammit.

[ WHY IS THIS SUDDENLY JUST LIKE BICKERING WITH HIS SIBLINGS ]